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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    Wait. Did I miss something?

    Did someone (I'm assuming The Sack), ASK to have his account deleted at midnight or something?

    I just thought he was fucking off and never coming back.
     
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    Last night I headed down to the casino with Vanilla and another friend. We were all rocking a buzz but nothing really noticeable to be honest. Vanilla and I walk past the security guys at the door and head down the escalators. A minute or two pass by and we notice our third friend hadn't made it down yet. Vanilla runs up and comes back down a minute later laughing his ass off. It turns out the security guards don't know the difference between slurring your words and a British accent and friend #3 wasn't allowed in. Love it.
     
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    Either way, job well done on their part.
     
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    Ron Fucking Swanson.



    Starting the mini-marathon now.
     
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  5. scotchcrotch

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    There's roughly the same number of black people on this board as there are white people on BET.
     
    #3725 scotchcrotch, Jan 1, 2011
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    Still drunk and I work in half an hour. Thank god it's only retail.
     
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    She's white? This absolutely blows my mind. I'll still read her posts in a Mammy from Gone With the Wind voice.
     
    #3727 CharlesJohnson, Jan 1, 2011
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    Diablo draws a cartoon, Abneretta wants cartoons, everybody wins!
     

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    Fuck knows why or how, but my sweater smells like bacon rigt now. Today is starting off on the right foot.
     
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  10. Nettdata

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    Just got invited to go trap shooting this afternoon.

    Coincidentally enough, while I was watching the hunting episode of Parks and Recreation. One of the funniest episodes ever.
     
    #3730 Nettdata, Jan 1, 2011
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    Happy 2011 y'all. I'm laying in bed while the girlfriend makes hash browns and eggs which will hopefully help with this hangover. I plan on staying in bed the rest of the day, probably watching lost.

    Also, I love whisky. That is all.
     
    #3731 Fernanthonies, Jan 1, 2011
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    Looks like whatisinaname, internet tough guy and professional fistballer strikes again! As a gesture of good faith, I just wanted to apologize for ruining your keyboard, on account of all the tears and semen that my mean comments caused.

    And there's definitely at least one black guy on here. Definitely.
     
    #3732 ssycko, Jan 1, 2011
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    Has anyone else been watching the Twilight Zone marathon? Has the one where Burgess Meredith survives in the nuke blast in the bank vault already aired?
     
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    Well, are you going to tell us who he is so we can find him?

    In other news
     
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    I mean, I'm all for lynching, but since he's been one of us for long enough can't we just pretend he's white?
     
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    This ain't no fuckin' Dave Chappelle skit.

     
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    Well, to start with, Chater's black.
     
    #3737 Nettdata, Jan 1, 2011
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    I think it's safe to assume that Ballsack is gone (at least for a while). I think we need to spice this thread up with a 'Sack Photoshop contest. Here is some material to work with:

    Go.
     

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    Well, after 12 hours of drinking and a subsequent 6 hours of sleep I'm back.

    I woke up on the couch and had no idea how I got there. It took me 15 minutes to realize that I never went to bed, that I had laid down on the couch to watch cartoons and passed out. I also couldn't find my glasses anywhere which just added to the confusion.

    That's why I love this place. You ask for something and someone on here will deliver, isn't that right Rush-O-Matic?
     
    #3739 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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    Hung the FUCK over.

    My wife is still impressed by my ability to act like a full-blown lush when given the opportunity, which I did last night by drinking an entire bottle of vodka before we left the hotel.

    Woke up with my body feeling like Death Valley firetrail and my spinal cord picking up AM radio signals and had a nice shower with out the luxury of hot water (not by choice) and a pleasant 3-hour-drive home in ridiculous hard rain on the most deadly highway in North America.

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    By the way, whathasbeenseen in an actual black person and apparently the only one in the world who has met Tool backstage:

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