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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Having met both of you, I don't recall that you yourself are that much taller than Our Leader.
     
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    Jesus Christ. I have no concept of time right now, the alcohol must have killed that part of my brain. I just looked out the window and thought, geez it looks like the sun's going down it must be a reflection on the glass. Then I paused, looked at the time and realized the sun is going down. I'm retarded.

    I need to start drinking again.

    I just went back and reread my contributions to the thread last night. It was basically a play by play of what movies I was watching and random youtube videos with a little boob thrown in for good measure. I'm glad I posted what movies I watched because all I remember watching was Animal House and The Departed (which I watched twice.)

    I'm not giving Lost the attention it deserves so after this episode I'm putting in Pitch Black, one of my favorite Chater-I mean, Vin Diesel movies. Vin Diesel is another one of my crushes and it started with this movie.
     
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    I'll share this with the rest of you, I have some bacon-wrapped venison and wild boar burgers on the grill right now. What in the world could possibly be better than those?
     
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    The punter in the Rose Bowl game is 280lbs. WTF? A guy with that kind of size...why would they let him be a punter on Special Teams?
     
    #3764 Dcc001, Jan 1, 2011
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    $16,000.
     
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    I know what could be better. You delivering one of those to my front door. That would be awesome, thanks.
     
    #3766 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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    Well, I'm married now. Yaaaaaaay.

    So yeah, there's that. How're yall? Everything good? Good.
     
    #3767 Blue Dog, Jan 1, 2011
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    But my dignity might be worth $17,000

    You gotta get up off your couch and come get one for yourself. There are 4 burgers and only three of us eating.

    And hooray for BD! When will Mrs. Bluedog join us?
     
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    Come on, dude. This is a buyer's market for dignity, and getting 94% of its true value is a fucking good deal these days.
     
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    Ha- Around the same time the national deficit is paid off!

    It's already bad enough that my older brother asked me about this place when we were riding around drinking for the bachelor party (that was a little embarrassing, to tell the truth). I'll be damned if I let the love of my life know that she really married an idiot.
     
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    I can't believe that you actually worked out the correct percentage of that buy/sell ratio. This board is so weird sometimes.
     
    #3771 Dcc001, Jan 1, 2011
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    I once also calculated how many mols of alcohol were in a case of beer (ostensibly for fun), and once upon a time, calculated the cost per milllitre of pure alcohol of various products available from the beer store and lcbo.

    You have no idea.
     
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    Do you have a personal numbering system that you assign to random things, like billboards or things people say? I had a friend who would "count" the value of words that she heard in conversation. I'm an engineer, and that shit is beyond me.
     
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    Wait a minute...she doesn't know?
     
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    Annnnnddd I can finally say it.

    No arrests in 2010! A jaywalking ticket, sure.

    But, NO arrests. First time in 6 years.

    Can I get a "One more year!!" on three??

    one...

    two...

    ...
     
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    I do. I assess people constantly, this determines their value as a possible contribution.


    Hello wine, nice to find several bottles in the fridge.


    edited to add: I'm taller than most of you?!
     
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    You're waaaay taller than me. However, I don't know that that's saying much.
     
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    I'm not leaving my house until I leave for work Tuesday morning. So, home delivery would really work better for me.

    I tried to find a video of my favorite scene from this movie but was unsuccessful. Here's a pretty good line though, damn I love his voice.


    Why do people feel the need to make little music videos using scenes from movies? I don't get it and it cluttered up my search for the actual scene. So the video I'm looking for may be out there but I can't find it because of shit like this.
     
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    I doubt you're taller than me. Very few women are. But if you are, then hello....

    No. But I did used to read dictionaries for fun when I was a kid.
     
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    I'm at 6'6, so I know with a couple more people here, we might have you beat by just a little.

    And just 'cause i'm a little drunk and hurting and tired from all of the festivities the past few days and 'cause you two have pics of yourselves here- tall drunk me!

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