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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. BL1Y

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    You're all going to jail now.
     
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    It gets me wom-... ohhhhh wait no.
     
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    Does anyone find this girl hot? I mean sure she isn't bad looking, but hot? No way.

    She looks like a bobblehead.
     
    #363 Gravitas, Dec 4, 2010
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    I actually troll around all over the place. Tonight, obsessionart is hitting all the right spots. If you must, though, here are others from elsewhere:

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    Might've gone a bit overboard on said booze.

    Ah well, tomorrow me will deal with the consequences. Today me is in a good mood now. Watching the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Christmas Special."

    Tomorrow is Christmas Card day, while watching Miracle on 34th Street (wife's choice) and Scrooged (my choice). Sunday, big-ass Turkey dinner at my parents house. Good times.
     
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    I have heard that "she is really pretty in person"*, but I refuse to believe it.

    *I was told this by my old roommate's sister who has kids that are rabid fans of hers.
     
    #366 Gravitas, Dec 4, 2010
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    I think I just like young girls, not because I'm pervy, but because they haven't gotten fat and bitchy yet.
     
    #367 BL1Y, Dec 4, 2010
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    The Modern Lolita by BL1Y
     
    #368 Gravitas, Dec 4, 2010
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    Spent the afternoon helping renovate the basement. I'm sweaty, covered in drywall dust, mud and cement dust and I feel like I had a weeks worth of exercise but damn, does it feel good. All I need is my plaid shirt, suspenders and that axe in the garage and I'll be the manliest man on the internet.

    Awww yeah.
     
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    Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. ...Fuck. Now some nurse with a mustache is going to shove a cotton swab up my dick. Fuck curing cancer, let's work on getting less invasive STD exams. And prostate exams, too. It's not the ass part, it's that it's a relative stranger inside you, I dig anal stimulation, but from someone I want to be intimate with, like Lolita. Ah, Lolita, my soul, my sin. Lo-lee-ta. Illegal to have her here, illegal to take her across state lines.
     
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    Seriously though, when and where is the first annual TiB party? And if you already have one, hook a guy up with directions. I'm cool, I swear.

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    Wow, that stuff jacks it up higher than if you are masturbating furiously...nuts.
     
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    I know I'm a broken record at this point, but Gus is such a badass. If I were Diane Lane I'd give him a poke for free.

    Anyways, I've been up since 4:30 this morning. I did take a short nap this morning but all it did was make me more tired. Thank goodness for Monsters (because I had to drive this afternoon) and Four Lokos. If not for these beverages I'd be asleep and missing out on the drunk thread. Sad thought.
     
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    Getting ready to enjoy some of what I picked up today. You guys show a bunch of aged whiskey, I show:
     

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    Awesome, you're on pace for one can an hour. Stop slacking
     
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    A rocky dildo?
     
    #376 hotwheelz, Dec 4, 2010
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    One all night this week, two days before that with very little sleep. Last night I went to sleep at 7 30 and woke up at 9 15 today. Would have gone back to bed except I had to go to work.
    I think I'm meeting up with a friend to go to a party, but just in case that falls through I'm drinking on my own to make sure the night is somewhat productive.

    Oh and Bacardi cherry is amazing, especially when mixed with coke
     
    #377 trojanstf, Dec 4, 2010
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    I just want to re-iterate something; I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch.
     
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    Yes, it is an antique rock dildo from the 14th century that I can't wait to use.

    It is Kind Bud, very good pot.
     
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    Four Loko makes me feel like a lightweight. I'm not a fan.

    It really doesn't take that much to get me drunk anyway but if I have that evil in a can it only takes another few beers to put me over the edge. I actually had to take a break and have a glass of sweet tea before I could continue. Though now that I'm starting to sober up a bit, which wasn't the result I was going for, I'm thinking about taking a shot or ten of Crown...any thoughts?
     
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