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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. abneretta

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    I'm not yet intoxicated therefore I will not be posting any pictures for a while at least.

    I'm watching Full Metal Jacket now, if I keep this up I might make it through all of my movies this weekend.

    He doesn't have to wish that his cat put out, clearly it doesn't have much of a choice in the matter.
     
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    I guess it's up to me to represent for the fat guys.



    Maintain your composure, ladies.
     

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    Thank you for a riveting visual.

    Post a picture, dammit, I am still sober! ish.
     
    #3803 PIMPTRESS, Jan 1, 2011
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    That sounds boring.


    What he said?

    Smokey wouldn't put out. He'd make you work for it. Yeah, I named my cat Smokey. Start something.
     
    #3804 CharlesJohnson, Jan 1, 2011
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    Does that make you the bandit?
     
    #3805 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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    I'm stoney for the most part and therefore find Smokey appropriate for old pussy.



    I don't know what that means either.

    In other news, I think I have convinced Dcc to come visit the Denverish region of Colorado. Two of a kind, might end in cuffs. Or something.
     
    #3806 PIMPTRESS, Jan 1, 2011
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    The good kind or the bad kind?
     
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    [​IMG]


    "Cockblock?"
     
    #3808 PIMPTRESS, Jan 1, 2011
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    There's only one kind of cuffs. Police officers can be hawt.
     
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  10. abneretta

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    I'm going through my phone trying to find a decent one. I'm so not photogenic, and apparently I have demon eyes in about 80% of them. As for the other 20% I'm not sure why they didn't get immediately deleted.

    I fail at this, miserably.
     
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    Holy shit, anyone else get fucked by their iphone deciding that alarms were no longer necessary? Regardless, screw all you guys for not working all last night..I believe the highlight was the 250lb women bellyflopping into an industrial sized trashcan while simultaneously vomiting. She effectively covered a five foot radius in both broken beer bottles and puke.. Happy New Year indeed. Too bad I'm not drunk enough yet to consider posting a photo, I think one tush picture is enough for the internet.
     
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    Does anyone else think that Pimptress looks remarkable like Pat Benatar in her heyday?
     
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    Bad? I make the best of every situation.
     
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    Rep reset bitches.

    Merry Fucking Christmas.
     
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    Fuck, could you reset our post counts while we're at it? I'd rather not know how much time I've spent on here.
     
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    Well, thanks. My idiot ego was getting inflated.
     
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    Same here. I am humbled.
     
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    *Sigh*

    Me:
     

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    It's blurry and ignore the mess on my dryer. But there ya go.
     
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    Aww sunnova b, I just hit 1000+ a couple days ago!! I was starting to think I was cool enough to hang with the big dogs.
     
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