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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. whathasbeenseen

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    That's cute the pretend world you live in where you get on the interwebs and dazzle us with your Bob Hope vs. Nipsy Russell type humor failing to realize that you look an ass, over-matched and boxing way above your weight class. I'm sure you know the most new fangled nigger jokes and tell all your pigment deficient friends who validate your small existence and small minded ideas. That sure is swell. And really is quite cute. Please continue. You amuse me.
     
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    I'll just show up in a wheelchair and say I'm HotWheelz and watch everyone fall over each other trying to get me a woman.
     
    #3922 Rob4Broncos, Jan 1, 2011
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    I'll just show up as a woman and watch your legs suddenly come to life as you make your escape.
     
    #3923 BL1Y, Jan 1, 2011
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    Go for the Achilles.
     
    #3924 PIMPTRESS, Jan 1, 2011
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    Either way, that chair's seeing some action.
     
    #3925 BL1Y, Jan 1, 2011
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    Oh shit, Rob. You gonna take that shit?
     
    #3926 hotwheelz, Jan 1, 2011
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    I would go just to see how many of the countless dudes on here lied about being six and a half feet tall turn out to be shorter than I am. I'm also curious to see how well people on here can Indian wrestle. You going down, sucker bitch!!!!
     
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    Finally, some sort of fluid shalt spill.
     
    #3928 PIMPTRESS, Jan 1, 2011
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    ...Sometimes I follow people on Twitter just to laugh at the dumb shit that they write. And I don't mean Gary Busey type dumb shit, but sincere dumb shit.
     
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    I hope he doesn't.

    Verbal evisceration is so intriguing.
     
    #3930 PIMPTRESS, Jan 1, 2011
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    There can only be one.
     
    #3931 hotwheelz, Jan 1, 2011
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    Isn't FB the same? I am "friends" with this raver girl because she posts "plur" and weird shit. This makes me feel superior and therefore it manages to entertain me.

    Never tried the Twitter.
     
    #3932 PIMPTRESS, Jan 1, 2011
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    "all you need to know is im a 2 times 5"

    Ah yes, FB wisdom at its finest. Why would anyone ever write that shit?
     
    #3933 Sam N, Jan 2, 2011
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    What is plur?

    I've recently made it a habit on Facebook to abuse the peripheral friends I have (people who I'm FB friends with, but don't really care about). Girls getting married especially hate being told that "congratulations" is for the groom. "Best wishes" is for the bride.
     
    #3934 BL1Y, Jan 2, 2011
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    Not for me, and probably never will be. If I wanted to listen to stupid people bitch about everything while not using many big words, I would move to Texas.

    Funny thing is, I don't really know what's out there nowadays because I just plain don't care. I only posted on one site before RMMB, the now defunct The Phat Phree (who, I will say, had posters that were considerably funnier than most of the RMMB). When RMMB shut down, I went searching briefly for new forums and found nothing but schmucks and fuckheads on moronic sites like OffTopicz (somebody Wahoo those fucks) who wouldn't know good humour or smart conversation if it stepped on their balls with climbing boots. I highly doubt there is something out there with funnier or quicker people than this place, and I challenge anyone to find better.

    PLUR:

    Peace
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    ..of course, really good E helps that philosophy.
     
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    A female friend of mine going back to high school apparently got into a tiff with another girl and, as young women are wont to do when pissed off at one another, blew shit out of proportion by posting Girl2's modeling profile on Facebook, specifically this photo. Naturally, said photo was accompanied by accusations of being a slut and carefree with who and what occupied her birthing canal.

    Your friends post drivel; mine post tits. Win.
     
    #3936 Rob4Broncos, Jan 2, 2011
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    Now I know you aren't pussing out of a good efight. What would Elway do?
     
    #3937 hotwheelz, Jan 2, 2011
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    It looks like there's some bad photoshopping going on in her cleavage on the inside of the left (her right) boob.
     
    #3938 BL1Y, Jan 2, 2011
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    Hey guys, what's going on in here?
     
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    THIS THREAD IS NOT NEARLY DRUNK ENOUGH!

    Like the rest of America, I'm planning to eat (mostly drink) better, and exercise more in the new year, and that means I have to get most of my stupid drinking done now while I'm still in a holiday weekend. I've got some boudin in my belly, Jack in my cup, and you fuckers better keep up.
     
    #3940 BL1Y, Jan 2, 2011
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