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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Rob4Broncos

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    Now that you mention it, it does.

    However, it has been far too many posts since the last time anyone offered up pictures of boobs. I'm just contributing in one of the few ways I know how. Lord knows humor isn't my strong suit.

    I'm just gonna stick to the NFL thread from now on...
     
    #3941 Rob4Broncos, Jan 2, 2011
  2. Crown Royal

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    Going to bed, later sk8ers.

    S it in your A's, don't wear a C and J all over your B's.
     
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    Fortune cookies can be snarky cunts.
     
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    Still hungover.
     
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    What is this feature where the thing automatically turns the page as I scroll down? Shit's annoying.
     
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    Well, I guess I should post here before this mother is all said and done. I ende up having a decent Christmas even though I was stuck up north in the middle of nowhere until the 23rd. Now I plan drinking some cheap Irish whiskey, losing money at poker and watching yous make drunken fools out of yourselves... If I'm lucky that is.
     
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    I am glad the Twilight Zone marathon is still on. Especially now that I am stoned.
     
    #3947 zyron, Jan 2, 2011
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    I'm drunk.
     
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  9. BL1Y

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    Not drunk enough.
     
    #3949 BL1Y, Jan 2, 2011
  10. Gravitas

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    Fuck, I'm not drunk, but the people that live above me certainly are.

    I don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.
     
    #3950 Gravitas, Jan 2, 2011
  11. Gravitas

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    It's weird how well people follow orders sometimes.

    I just barked at two guys that have never laid eyes on me before to pick up their cigarette butts and they did. I'm the manager of this property, but for all they knew I was just some guy in a backwards baseball cap ordering them around. I must have been channeling a little bit of Woodrow F. Call or something.

    I am afraid that I'm going to do this to the wrong dude one day and end up getting stabbed or something, but whatever.
     
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    I know I'll regret this when I'm no longer under the influence, but I'll put this up for shits and giggles.

    Diablo already put up the cool military-themed pic, so I'll go the other route. I, of course, am the one dressed up as a low-rent Johnny Cash.



    Aaahh, memories. As a bonus, whenever a woman googles my name before she decides to date me, that pic/article is the first thing that pops up. Awesome.

    btw, that Staff Sgt up there would make the Drill Instructor from Officer and a Gentleman piss his pants.
     

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    My new years resolution is to ejaculate less into tissues, and more into women.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    So I woke up at 10:30 on my friend's couch in only my boxers. I was using two arm rest covers as blankets. There was a bucket on the floor next to me and an unopened package of bacon under my ass. I still don't know what to make of all this.
     
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    (Two hours earlier...)

    Jim: "He was so wasted. He just kept yelling 'I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS! SOMEBODY SHOW ME!'" It was only a matter of time.
    Bob: "Do you know the guy who finally, uh, helped him out?"
    Jim: "No, some big buy. Bald, earring, leather."
    Bob: "No no, I saw the guy, but I was wondering if you knew who he was."
    Jim: "I dunno, coulda been one of Carly's friends. Otherwise, hell, it could have been someone off the street. This party got crazy."
    Bob: "Well, he's gonna have to sleep it off. Put a bucket next to his head and turn his head that way in case he pukes. God knows we don't want him to aspirate and die. Imagine the autopsy report."
    Jim: "Speaking of autopsies, I think that big guy gave his asshole one. Do you have an icepack we can put on his ass?"
    Bob: "No...I have this year-old bacon that I was gonna throw out in the freezer."
    Jim: "Gimme that. Also, any extra blankets? It's gonna be cold, especially with bacon on his ass."
    Bob: "Fresh out. I dunno, put the armrest covers on his arms or something. Better than nothing."
    Jim: "Yeah."
     
    #3955 DrFrylock, Jan 2, 2011
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    So is it a coincidence that I match this description, or have I just completely typecast myself around these parts?
     
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    Dude, I wouldn't ever rape a guy. I always shout surprise.
     
    #3957 scootah, Jan 2, 2011
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    People will always do shit until they think they can get away with it. I yell at people for random things all the time like littering or drinking the last pot of coffee at work and not making anymore and people stopped doing it. Don't even get me started on those assholes who think it's OK for their dogs to take a crap on my yard and not pick it up.

    Edit: Grammar.
     
    #3958 LatinGroove, Jan 2, 2011
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    Kudos to all for another wildly entertaining and depraved holiday thread.

    Pizza party for everyone.
     
    #3959 Crown Royal, Jan 2, 2011
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    I'm headed out for the airport soon. It is 0 degrees here and will hit 73 in Sao Paulo today (-18 to 23 C). Fuck. Yes.

    Adeus, bitches. I've needed this vacation for awhile.
     
    #3960 katokoch, Jan 2, 2011
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