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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Two things.

    First, the cap on the bottle isn't glass, it's a way, WAY softer plastic. Much easier to cut off, and is a less hazardous contaminate to the Crown.

    Second, who, upon opening a bottle like that for the first time, doesn't just throw the cap away to begin with?
     
    #4001 Nettdata, Jan 2, 2011
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    Just so you know, that bottle was all but full when I started Friday night. I'm hardcore.

    Edit: Well, not hardcore to the likes of the people on this board.
     
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    We're waiting.
     
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    I said I tried to take pictures of my ass. None of them are good enough for prime time.
     
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    Holy shit, Penzys spices are 10x better than normal store bought. I am making chili and have never had the whole house filled with the smell after 10 minutes.
     
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    This is the same thread with ASCII porn in it you know...
     
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    I know, how the hell am I supposed to compete with that?!
     
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    Grab a sharpie and write on your ass.

    You win.
     
    #4008 Nettdata, Jan 2, 2011
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    There are people skating on my lake.

    The ice is so thin that it's clear and you can see the bottom around the edges.

    I pissed on it earlier and it melted through.

    And people are SKATING on it.

    Morons.
     
    #4009 Nettdata, Jan 2, 2011
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    And we have a swimmer!

    He started off as a skater, but was found unworthy.

    Go Darwin!
     
    #4010 Nettdata, Jan 2, 2011
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    I'm going to assume that you also fish out of this lake that you piss in. And people think folks from the south are bad...
     
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    Go outside with a bullhorn and laugh as hard as you can into it, please. Any idiot that would tempt death like that deserves whatever's coming. It pisses me off when Rescue people have to risk their own life to save schmucks like that. Next time a BASE jumper gets hung up on El Capitan, leave them there.
     
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    Girls are funny.
     
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    Too far away for the iPhone pic to see. Damn.

    Was only waist deep and about 15' from shore. His friends were on shore laughing while he crawled out. That'll be a long ride home I'm thinking.
     
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    I'm bored. I was trying to creep on my aunt and cousin's facebook to see if I could find something to make fun of but they had deleted their comments I was making fun of them for in the R&R thread. I'm thinking he must have taken back his cheatting wife (that's how he spelled it.)

    Though I did find someone that said this in response to a status about the Chiefs: Your wrong Bro and the Raiders won the game by 21 points. That is sad that the Chiefs did not win but they did a good job.

    A good job?! What the fuck game were they watching? Hopefully I just started a fb fight with my reply, at least that will give me something to do for a while.
     
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    My brother bought me a new Kodak all in one printer for Christmas and I'm just now getting around to setting it up. The damn installation has been going for over ten minutes and it says it has 23 minutes left. Whatever. I'm going to scan all sorts of old pictures and actually print a bunch that I only have digital copies of. (Remember when we had film and you took it to be developed?)
     
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    Ouch.

    Office is closed tomorrow so I think I may enjoy some more Scotch Whisky while I contemplate playing along and posting a pic of myself.
     
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    The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

    Here's the best pic I could get of the skaters and the swimmer.

    Yes, a few of them are back out skating.

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    Sorry, I meant that Arkansas is Oklahoma for retards. Is that better? I actually need to make another trip to Downstream, my sister has never been to a casino. I'm not much of a gambler myself, but it's something she needs to experience and if she wins any money I would rightly get a cut for bringing her.

    I'm drinking Crown, usually I only drink beer if I'm day drinking but that game was brutal.
     
    #4019 abneretta, Jan 2, 2011
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    The 5 girls that I was nanny'ing for the past 4 days went home today. My fiance was cackling at me the whole time because I always said I wanted a bunch of kids.
     
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