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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    I miss day drinking. Mainly getting shithoused during Sunday Brunch.

    My drinking has slowed down tremendously in the past couple of years but dating a recovered alcoholic makes me feel bad even having one.
     
    #4021 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 2, 2011
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    Are people delusional? Apparently I'm terrorizing fb right now. This must be what it's like to be an angry drunk.

    Before I started my second job I could do it much more frequently, getting off work at 10:30am makes that possible. Now I'm off at 10:30 but then I have to go in to my second job at 2, it definitely cramps my style.
     

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    I'd say I reckon the next time I catch someone doing this I'm going to wipe it on their car. However I'm moving in four weeks so I don't give a shit anymore.

    In other news, my New Year is starting off pretty fantastic.

    I graduate in May, I'm getting my own place in 4 weeks, I've met an amazing new woman and my dry spell is officially over. Things are definitely looking up.
     
    #4023 LatinGroove, Jan 2, 2011
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    I can't imagine what you would have said if she said "your still my number one team".
     
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    I've got some cookies here. Would you like one?
     
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    You fuckers in Texas lucked out twice. Good BBQ and this:

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    Jesus Titty Twisting Critsos. This shit is fucking crazy! Best beer I've had in a long time. All kinds of rich coffee and chocolate, like whipping cream smooth. Fuck this is awesome.

    As soon as I'm done this, I'll be getting some Absinthe to help finish off the champagne before it goes flat. I mean, what am I going to do, let it go flat? Can't waste it.
     
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    Bitch don't be hating on my good fortune.
     
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    This is kind of fun.

    That's my baby sister by the way. I tried to expose her to good movies, she was impervious.

    Edit: she responded with "be less grumpy! :p" What a jerk.
     

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    Tell her Noah Calhoun would't dig a chick with such shitty taste in cinema.
     
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  10. taste_my_rainbow

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    I'm not hating. But don't hate on me for not being all "Wooohooo! Yay for LatinGroove!"

    Seriously, what did you expect?
     
    #4030 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 2, 2011
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    Woohoo!!! Drinking on a SUnday! Only in TX...and Missou!!
     
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    I must be drunk. My file names are cracking me up.
     
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    Damn straight.

    Oh, and I was hoping to start a fight, I was unsuccessful but that doesn't mean people aren't stupid.

    Always be a good team? Do people know how football works? Jesus.

    I'm drinking out of a Mason jar too. Does that round off the whole redneck from MO thing?
     

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    Only if you're drinking out of it moonshine your uncledaddy made.

    I need 10 more of those Real Ale Porters. Holy crap.
     
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    No sir, I'm drinking Crown and Coke out of it. I don't have an uncledaddy, so I'm good on that one too.

    I do wish I had some moonshine though. I don't think I've ever tried it, which is odd living where I do.

    Oh, and is anyone on here from Tennessee? I'm a Titans fan for approximately 10 more minutes (in NFL time.)
     
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    It's a Christmas miracle: I've finally found pants that perfectly fit my tiny little bum. Hallelujah! Thank you Naked & Famous denim.
     
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    Prove it.
     
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    You sneak out with them before SuperChump woke up?
     
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    Wow one of my friends I partied with on new years text me this "You know it was a good night when the missing condom your looking for is inside you!" Now thats some dirty shit right there.
     
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    That's still not a good night. If it's inside you, so is the sperm, expect a text in a few months telling you she's pregnant.
     
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