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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    Does this happen to anyone else semi-regularly or is it just me?
     
    #4041 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 2, 2011
  2. Durej

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    Ah but it wasnt my condom I was having sex with one of her friends so im in the clear.
     
    #4042 Durej, Jan 2, 2011
  3. abneretta

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    I'm going to assume that the condom in question was accounted for?

    Also, does anyone want to take bets on whether or not I'll finish this bottle of Crown tonight? I'm well on my way.
     
    #4043 abneretta, Jan 2, 2011
  4. bewildered

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    Either:
    A) You're fucking guys with little dicks, or
    B) You're fucking so long that it stretches and eventually slips off.

    Which one is it?
     
    #4044 bewildered, Jan 2, 2011
  5. Gravitas

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    There's no action in that. That is a foregone conclusion.

    The true question is whether or not you will drunkenly try to take more booty pics tonight.
     
    #4045 Gravitas, Jan 2, 2011
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    Yep but damn how drunk do you have to be before you realize the missing condom is inside you.

    Take a picture again of the said bottle in question and we will see.
     
    #4046 Durej, Jan 2, 2011
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    I think I pissed my sister off...

    The comment she deleted simply said 'gay.'

    Anyways, I'm drunk at 6 on a Sunday night. I may or may not be a lush.
     

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  8. CharlesJohnson

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    Looking for a bottle of the Kubler absinthe I'm drinking, found this instead. Excellent marketing.

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    Why yes, yes I would like to purchase your product.
     
    #4048 CharlesJohnson, Jan 2, 2011
  9. Diablo

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    5, 1, 2, 3, 4. Is this one of those threads?

    Edit, didn't notice the chick not dressed up in the middle.
     
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    This was before I poured another Crown and Coke. I'm only 3 in I think, but I also had a shot and I'm a lightweight.

    I think the terms of the bet should be whether or not I post an ass pic. That seems like steep enough terms.

    Jesus, I should be cleaning off my kitchen table instead of drinking and conversing with you guys.
     
    #4050 abneretta, Jan 2, 2011
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    Wait. You're posting an ass pic if you win or lose?

    What do we get out of this if you win?
     
    #4051 CharlesJohnson, Jan 2, 2011
  12. abneretta

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    Aaand, now we play the Ravens next week. I shouldn't have become a Titans fan for those 10 minutes, otherwise they may have won. I'm bad luck.
     
    #4052 abneretta, Jan 2, 2011
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    No one seemed too excited about the natural tit selection, so here's some tattoos:

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    If I lose. Why would I post an ass pic if I won? Besides they'll probably close this thread before we even get to that point. I'm going to fall into a deep depression when I don't have this thread to pollute with my stupid nonsense.

    The real question is, what do I get if I win?
     
    #4054 abneretta, Jan 2, 2011
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    Stop being a little bitch and finish that bottle off. It's been DAYS since you opened it.
     
    #4055 Noahh, Jan 2, 2011
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    I am betting you cant do it and even if you do and decide to take an ass picture you will be to hammered to take a decent one anyways. Prove me wrong.
     
    #4056 Durej, Jan 2, 2011
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    Best thing that could've happened for you guys. At least the Ravens give you a shot to win.

    Of course my rooting for the Titans didn't help either.. You could always blame it on that
     
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    If I can't take a decent one there's one I took on New Years that's almost good enough to post, so I'll have one to fall back on. You must have picked up on how stubborn I am, now I'm going to finish that bottle no matter how tonight turns out. Fuck you guys.

    And Dcc, I like the idea of the natural tits, I'm just too lazy to google some and I've posted more than my fair share of my own itty bitty titties. Please keep posting pictures though, I'm sure I'm not the only one that's enjoying them.
     
    #4058 abneretta, Jan 2, 2011
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    You're being sarcastic, how cute.
     
    #4059 abneretta, Jan 2, 2011
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    Tonka the Mastador has the worst gas EVER. You'd think he has hangover gas, but worse.

    I need to drink just because of the gas.
     
    #4060 $100T2, Jan 2, 2011
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