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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Diablo

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    Let's do it Abs, I have my 12 gauge, and you have you bb gun, We could cause some havoc up in this bitch.
     
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  2. Nettdata

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    And if you want to be REALLY impressive, go Metric.
     
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    I have seen Whitehurst referred to as Chaz...game's over. Trisomy 13 Rams QB still beats being referred to as Chaz. If it makes you feel better, I am a Cubs fan
     
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    On my second absinthe and champagne. Me and the pink elephant are disappointed nobody else is drinking. We're also sad for micro penis guys. Seriously, that shit must suck. Might as well just end it all. What is left? No amount of money can fix that, can make it attractive. Even if you get a cock-plasty you'll still be that guy with the tiny dick that now has to inflate this football looking cock like a Reebok pump.

    Abby, what do you want if you win? I don't want to photograph my ass, but I will because welshing on bets is gay. Although I have absolutely zero doubts you'll knock that bottle out and grab a beer while hurling curses at everyone else.
     
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    Or if you want to be really impressive...
    [​IMG]
     
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    For your information, I own a .223 which I go deer hunting with. I know it doesn't blow the deer's head off, but it also means I have to be able to have some sort of aim to hit anything and I've killed at least 9 deer in my lifetime. I also own a .380 pistol, but I just use that for target practice and in case anyone breaks in to my house. Chances are I wouldn't hit them with it, since I'm much better with a rifle, but please don't downplay my aim. You don't know me.

    I do have a BB gun that I got for Christmas many fucking years ago, it's a red ryder I'm just cool like that.
     
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    I blame the 5 other roommates yaking in my ear combined with my bad spelling and grammar itself haha.

    Bring on the tombstone type rampage I got my AR-15 and 12 gauge this fight shouldn't last long.
     
    #4087 Durej, Jan 2, 2011
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    My friend "Shemp" snuck out of a bar with some slut and banged her on the passenger seat of MY car. Then, he came back.

    ME: What did you do with the 'dome?
    SHEMP: Dunno. Could still be in her. I couldn't find it anywhere after I threw my bolt.
    ME: I never gave you permission to do that in the first place, you fucking ding-dong. Feel lucky if you wake up alive tomorrow.

    After the bar, I forced him to search my car for 45 mintues. Nothing. He told me the next day that she called to inform him it was stuck on the inside of her leg and she didn't notice.

    Brrrr. People make me sick sometimes.
     
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    I bet it does.

    Must be an impressive 1/2"
     
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    Gross.

    Go Seattle by the way, I hate the Rams. I may have said that already, I don't care.

    My drinking has slowed down, I'm not pleased with this fact.
     
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  11. Nettdata

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    Mad props to Red Ryder.

     
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  12. Crown Royal

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    Not a big Cochran fan (I hate Life Is A Highway more than Hitler and raisins combined) but I LOVE this song:


    and the other I love (hey, it's a song about Hockey. It's our "Centerfield"):
     
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    This is what I have left:
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    Notice the glass in the background that is full of Crown and Coke.

    Do we have any terms other than my ass pic if I don't finish?
     
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    Love this song.

     
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    Don't die? Sleep face down. That's how they got Hendrix.

    Beer Metal anyone?

     
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    Abs, you have two drinks left, don't puss out on us now.
     
    #4096 Diablo, Jan 2, 2011
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    Just picked up a fifth of kettle one. I'll see you in hell, abneretta.
     
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    Actually, try for your side. You don't want to drown in your vomit either.
     
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    Since I'm apparently a spelling/grammar Nazi tonight, I believe it's Ketel One.
     
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    Talking in that accent is optional.
     
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