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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    I found a picture of Kim Kardashian before all of her electrolysis.

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  2. taste_my_rainbow

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    That's a prerequisite actually. You know me well enough to know for a fact that I wouldn't mess around with some small dick motherfucker. Give credit where credit's due.
     
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    Yeah Katy Perry, a real natural beauty without a bunch of caked on makeup.
     

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  4. Gravitas

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    I counter with this:

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    I'd wager that Kim Kardashian couldn't even wipe her ass without a brazilian every 2 days. Not so much with Katy.
     
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    Kim still looks pretty though. She just has a nasty-ass tanline. Also her shoot with Reggie Bush for GQ many moons ago was one of my favorite ever.
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    We've all taken bad pictures. Don't be hatin'.
     
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    I can feel myself gagging even as I am saying this, but Katie Perrie actually seems like a person. Breathing, walking around, living kind of person. Any picture I see of Kim Kardashian she just looks fake, like in, not even a real person kind of fake. I even watched her sex tape, and I couldn't even feel like she was more than a doll, let alone a real person I should feel anything related to feeling or emotion for. Weird.
     
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    And the fact that young girls looks up to Kim is sickening. She has no role model qualities either. There is no depth to Kim.
     
  10. CharlesJohnson

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    Bullshit! She let a B-grade rap star pee on her.

    You can't buy that kind of trophy.
     
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    And I guess if you consider her cavernous vagina, thats pretty deep.
     
  12. Gravitas

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    I must disagree; anyone who's seen that tape knows she has all KINDS of depth. Ba-da-bing!

    EDIT: Screw xrayvision for beating me to it.
     
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    I love Dexter McCluster for so many reasons. Most of those reasons can be found on the football field, here is another reason:

    This might not impress me as much if I hadn't watched Dazed and Confused recently, but still.

    Oh, and being the Nazi that I apparently am tonight I should point out that it should be 'all right, all right."
     

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    Aussies are funny. Their laughter causes me to laugh.

     
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    You could park a ship under her and the mast wouldn't touch. The whore of all whores, with no brains at her disposal.
     
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    So, since I'm about to lose the bet that I made about whether or not I would finish this bottle of Crown tonight, did anybody take me up on this bet? Do I get anything if I do finish the bottle? This is a matter of drunk or drunker, I need to know.
     
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    I made that bet. But I had faith you would finish it.
     
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    What do you want?
     
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