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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Well it's only two days into 2011 and I'm into the second town I've lived in this year. The tally by the end of the year, I fear, is going to be monstrously high. On the bright side, I'm paying almost half of what my city rent is and I'm getting a much nicer place. On the down side, I'm still paying rent in the city. Oh well.
     
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    This is all I have left. I don't put ice in my drink because it waters it down and that's my niece in the background because she's hilarious.

    In case you can't tell that bottle is empty so as long as I finish this glass I fucking win. I would really liek to know what I get if I win.
     
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    A hangover.

    You are welcome
     
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    What Gravitas said what do you want? Respect you got it.
     
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    Just sayin'...
     

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    Respect is overrated. I want something tangible. I weigh 125lbs soaking wet, tha'ts how awesome I am. Anyways, yay Crown! Yay CAnada! Whooo!
     
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    YUM, thanks Dcc.


    I just cut and colored my girlfriend's hair whilst drunk and high.


    It turned out fucking hot. Her boy was stuttering. ha.
     
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    Is anybody else posting now? I still have 1/4 of a glass left. Is anybody betting against me?

    Fuck.


    My mom was born in 1969...
     
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    I ahve a glass of wine left. Whats the bet?
     
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    What Gravitas said what do you want? Respect you got it.[/quote]
    Respect is overrated. I want something tangible. I weigh 125lbs soaking wet, tha'ts how awesome I am. Anyways, yay Crown! Yay CAnada! Whooo![/quote]

    Well I weigh 155 pounds soaking wet right now, and you can have every bit of that baby. WOOOO.

    Fact: the 1962 movie Lolita has absolutely nothing to do with the novel Lolita. It's bad.


    Edit: Fuck quotes.
     
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    Respect is overrated. I want something tangible. I weigh 125lbs soaking wet, tha'ts how awesome I am. Anyways, yay Crown! Yay CAnada! Whooo![/quote]

    Well I weigh 155 pounds soaking wet right now, and you can have every bit of that baby. WOOOO.

    Fact: the 1962 movie Lolita has absolutely nothing to do with the novel Lolita. It's bad.[/quote]



    Fuck, I weigh 170, all kinds of wet. How tall are you!!!???
     
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    FUck me. My computer (it's a PC so all you Mac people can cackle all you want) just fucked up and I had to start all over.

    I'm 5'3"
     
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    That's all I saw.
     
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    Predictably.






    My crackhead neighbors are yelling in the hallway, this is what drowns them out.
     
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    Sorry that I'm so much shorter than you PIMPTRESS. I feel like I failed you.
     
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    Respect is overrated. I want something tangible. I weigh 125lbs soaking wet, tha'ts how awesome I am. Anyways, yay Crown! Yay CAnada! Whooo![/quote]

    Well I weigh 155 pounds soaking wet right now, and you can have every bit of that baby. WOOOO.

    Fact: the 1962 movie Lolita has absolutely nothing to do with the novel Lolita. It's bad.[/quote]




    Fuck, I weigh 170, all kinds of wet. How tall are you!!!???[/quote]

    5' 8", but I thought you knew that? I know you're a big ole' six foot tall mongoloid, otherwise I would have been courting you a year ago.

    Alas, we're as star crossed as Romeo and Juliet..
     
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    Never, Love, I realize that it's a great feminine quality to be small. I am intimidating, so I hear.
     
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    How many rebounds do you average per game?
     
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    People, do you all realize that we're zeroing in on 300 pages and there has been almost NO CCR in this whole thread? Criminal!



    Oh, and tattoos. For the girls:

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    For the boys:

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  20. Sam N

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    Most recent picture of me, little drunk. Happy New Year!
     

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