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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Juice

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    Eating pussy?
     
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    Getting drunk (yes I am aware it is only 8AM, but this is my last weekend of freedom) and watching prison break for the first time, solid show so far.
     
    #402 Frank, Dec 4, 2010
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    Tonight will be the first annual Bad Sweater Party at my house. I've got 3 cases of craft brew chilling, delicious party food to prepare and a sweater rigged up with 33 christmas lights, battery powered obviously. I even broke out the 'ol soldiering iron so I could run 3 strands on a single battery pack. They seem to work intermittently which really just adds to the awesome. Add bells, tacky ornaments and some garland and call it a winner. Pics tomorrow when I regain consciousness.
     
    #403 jakeblues, Dec 4, 2010
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    White shit. WHITE SHIT COVERING EVERYTHING.

    I hate winter.
     
    #404 Crown Royal, Dec 4, 2010
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    I went drinking last night for one of my best friend's birthdays. Since I started at 7:30am I just slept at work, which was a short cab ride from the bar.

    Hooly fuck.

    I feel like unexisting.
     
    #405 Supertramp, Dec 4, 2010
  6. Supertramp

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    Holy crap I posted here last night
     
    #406 Supertramp, Dec 4, 2010
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    I'm going drinking with some cops tonight. I'm so excited and so nervous at the same time.

    Oh yeah and...

    GINGER
     

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  8. Frank

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    So I just cooked some eggs better than my GF ever could. I'm also better at masturbating than she is at hand jobs... There is a storm brewing.

    ...and before you bring up the sex thing I am confident enough in myself that I can get it pretty much when I want it since I'm reasonably good looking and quite successful.

    Am I the only one here that actually PREFERS pale chicks?
     
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  9. Backroom

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    Nope, see above.
     
    #409 Backroom, Dec 4, 2010
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    I already repped you for the hot pale chick, but enjoy. In my experience cops are the craziest motherfuckers around. I got called a bitch by a group of them because I was scared to drive while actively drinking. This was a couple hours before we rolled up to a strip club in a school bus and subsequently got kicked out, best bachelor party ever.
     
    #410 Frank, Dec 4, 2010
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    Ugh. I think I got carried away last night. I feel like hammered shit this morning.

    I apologize if I was annoying on here, I haven't went back and read my posts yet.

    The one thing I do clearly remember is that I need your help deciding what to make hotwheelz do when the Chiefs win on Sunday.
     
    #411 abneretta, Dec 4, 2010
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    I can't believe I'm the only one that caught onto Chater's hint at our newest mod addition. Come on, with the way things are going it's probably going to be sillylittlefreak or something.

    Oh wait.
     
    #412 Supertramp, Dec 4, 2010
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    Nope.

    But, what a lot of people don't understand is there's a really huge difference between fair skinned and creepy translucent white. One of them is sexy, and it's not the one where when I look at your tits all I see are blue veins.
     
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    You're not the only one, the other 90% of us know that there is a link to see who the mods are.
     
    #414 Frank, Dec 4, 2010
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    I'm going to go ahead and assume that I fit into the latter category.
     
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    Just because I know some of you guys actively sit around trying to shoot these things in the south. Why not make it something you can do with your kids?
    [​IMG]
     
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    I posted the link to a friend's status (which said pretty much the same thing you said) and it got four or five likes from people I don't know.
     
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    This chick is actually pretty funny. Props, TiB.



     
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    perfect..

    [​IMG]
     
    #419 ksp, Dec 4, 2010
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