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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    And they also do well when you're cutting the grass, or using the chainsaw, etc. I usually pop in my ear buds under them when I do that stuff. Works great.
     
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    I also neglected to put on a bra before I left the house a little while ago.

    On the other hand though, I feel much better and am contemplating a beer. I don't think I learned a lesson here.
     
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    Girlfriends can be a pain in the butt sometimes.
     
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    You did? Why?

    Things I learned the hard way over New Years:

    Firecrackers and booze do not mix. I blew the entire tip off of my thumbnail. I'm talking down to the quick. Saturday the tip of my thumb was red, swollen and generally painful if it touched anything. Just because you can light off firecrackers does not mean you should. Whoops.

    The more expensive brands of Vodka have no taste. This is especially dangerous when you're used to the cheap, bottom shelf shit. Just because you can't taste it does not mean you must just need stronger drinks. Whoops.

    Drunk Wii bowling is fun and seems like a great idea until the next day when your shoulder is aching like it needs a cortisone show, from playing fucking Wii. No whoops, I am old and that's all there is to it.

    After drinking until 3am on NYE, laying on the couch the following day moving only to refill your drink and get food, it's generally going to effect Football viewing at the bar.

    That said, never sit at the bar from 11am-5pm and eat nothing, go home continuing your football and Vodka theme for the day and still not eat. Whoops.

    These important life lessons are brought to you by me. You're welcome.
     
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    Did she stick a finger up there without warning you?
     
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    Jesus, firecracker safety was something drilled into my head as a child, but I suppose things were different growing up before the invention of gunpowder.
     
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    Finishing off the last of my Stella and watching the Canada/USA Junior game. I wish every day was a day off.
     
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    And he didn't even get your going rate.
     
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    Anyone have a link/feed for the canada/us game?

    EDIT: Never mind. TSN actually comes through!

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.tsn.ca/live/wjhc/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.tsn.ca/live/wjhc/</a>
     
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    I just found out that when Mr. PIMPTRESS returns from his family farewell Grandpa roadtrip, his parents want to stay for a few days. With us.


    Fuck.



     
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    You could introduce them to the next-door tweekers. Maybe they have some clothes for them.
     
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    It's like they always say: "The older you get, the more likely you are to damage yourself with explosives."

    Deafy and Thumbless have confirmed that little aphorism.
     
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    So yeah, I just ran across this rep from Durbanite:


    In case he's lurking, I just wanted to say don't take shit so personally.

    If you come on here and always talk down about yourself and CONSTANTLY pull the "woe is me" thing, as much as that's "your thing", it gets old in a hurry.

    Rather than you fuck off and mope and play video games and complain about how shitty your life is, it'd be SOOO much cooler if you did something to make your life better, and then come back and tell us about it.

    I'd much rather hear about someone pushing their personal limits and boundaries, trying new shit, and growing as a person.

    Here's hoping you find the inner strength and desire to pick yourself up and have fun with life.
     
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    The look on their faces might be worth the pain...



    Seriously. I just want to get laid. I am loud. They are super quiet people, they always want the music, television, whatever, turned down. So they'd probably not care for me blasting tunes so I can cum without thinking of them listening.


    Grr...



     
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    And you know, now that I think about it, that's something that I really like about this board.

    Sure, there's the occasional stupid thread or conversation about shitting/puking/fucking/hairbrush crap, but they are nicely offset by a huge number of threads that really do nothing but share things with others.

    Whether it's personal life experience, or a movie recommendation, or tech help, or automotive help, or cooking, or hunting, or music, it's a great melting pot of information for people to share and enjoy. Along with life experiences.

    That, and the lack of tolerance of morons. It's depraved, but intelligent.

    I haven't really found anything else like it on the intarwebs, and quite enjoy it.
     
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    You're feeding him.
     
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    Three worst male hairstyles of all time:

    3) The Mullet:
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    2) The Afro:
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    1) It has no name. I call it The Toilet Seat:
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    Yours?
     
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  18. Nettdata

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    Fuck that. I'm banning him for 2 weeks to go think about shit.
     
    #4258 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
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    I love this place, too. I really need to read here to get away from epidemics like Jersey Shore or Kim Kardashian.

    I would absolutely meet most of the people that post here, because drinking with smart people is way better than drinking with the dumbasses at the local dive.
     
    #4259 PIMPTRESS, Jan 3, 2011
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    That's dessert.
     
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