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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Tastes pretty good to me.
     
    #4261 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    You know what? Usually this is said in rep but maybe everyone needs to hear it. I hope he does lurk again so he can read this:

    Bitch, bitch, bitch. That's all I ever hear from you. We may poke a little fun at you, but we poke fun at ALL OF US because we're basically a dysfuntional family here. Nettdata's old. Jenny likes to post so drunk on here it basically looks like she headbutt the keyboard when she passed out. Scootah likes to do guys on occasion. Shegirl can slam-dunk a basketball. I could go on for a thousand times here. Do they get tears all over the monitor? No. It's all in good fun, just like the rest of this board. GET THE FUCK LAID, DUDE. AND THIS TIME DON'T AMERICAN PIE 2 THE JOB.
     
    #4262 Crown Royal, Jan 3, 2011
  3. Nettdata

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    3 zip.

    Bitches.
     
    #4263 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
  4. Crown Royal

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    BOOYA!!!!

    That's three now, kids.

    What?
     
    #4264 Crown Royal, Jan 3, 2011
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    Gus is high.
     
    #4265 Beefy Phil, Jan 3, 2011
  6. Nettdata

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    Duh.
     
    #4266 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
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    Zyron is a fucking stick thin vegetarian.

    Wait, fuck.
     
    #4267 zyron, Jan 3, 2011
  8. Crown Royal

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    You read my mind.

    [​IMG]

    However, I NEVER sneak.
     
    #4268 Crown Royal, Jan 3, 2011
  9. Juice

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    The biggest reason this place is great? No politics. Any forum where politics are discussed quickly becomes a trollfest and ends up sucking, And thats basically what happened to sites like Digg.
     
    #4269 Juice, Jan 3, 2011
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    I had a goddamn bird ninja its way into my bedroom today. My roomates cat followed me into my room when I got back from class and the bird was flapping around trying to find a way out. So the cat goes all crazy and ends up cornering it on my window sill and starts clawing, making feathers fly everywhere. I grab a cereal bowl and a plate from my desk, push the cat aside, and capture the bird all in about 5 seconds...Another case of the Mondays I guess.

    But I just found where the bird got in. He pecked a hole inside my closet when I was gone for winter break. Sneaky bastard.
     
    #4270 ec88, Jan 3, 2011
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    Drowns out the tweekers. I can't wait for them to get evicted.






    I am considering knocking on their door and telling them to shut the fuck up. Liquid courage and being mildly terrifying may be an advantage.
     
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  12. Samr

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    To echo what a few people have said thus far (and not trying to make it a circle jerk), but I really think this place is a nice reprieve as well.

    When I come home from work, I open a beer, check this place, and chill out. Yeah, I like booze and bullets, but my profession is as the Director of Development for a large daycare center. I take it very fucking seriously, and I love it to death, but as a red-blooded male, this place is a nice (and needed) fucking release.

    Almost everyone on here is pretty damn smart; many are very cultured; few are overly annoying; all have something to add.

    My law school entrance essay is going to amaze some administrative types, thanks to someone on this board. I stayed at an incredible hotel during part of my honeymoon thanks to another. This board has given me some awesome recipes, introduced me to some great books and tv shows, and shown me plenty, PLENTY of amazing tits and ass.

    So thanks TiB. Y'all are entertaining as fuck. There are a few on here that are odd balls, but even Ballsack and durbanite have something to add. I think we all just want to see them improve themselves, not necessarily "give up."
     
    #4272 Samr, Jan 3, 2011
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    Speak up dude... can't hear you.

    Oh wait... that's you.
     
    #4273 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
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    I will miss Pete Postlethwaite. For what it's worth, I read somewhere that he was a pain in the ass in person. Maybe, maybe not, I have no idea. However, I very much enjoyed his performances and I felt he always added to the movies he was in. Keyser Soze will have to find somebody else to pick him up now.
     
    #4274 DrFrylock, Jan 3, 2011
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    Jesus, I'm gone for 3 days and you fuckers really opened the tap on this thread. Kudos.

    Rang in the New Year with some tenderloin. Got shitfaced on beer, switched to Champagne at midnight and ended it with Cognac and Scotch by 4am. All in all a good night.

    Happy New Years to all you degenerates.
     
    #4275 tempest, Jan 3, 2011
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    Last Thursday I remembered why I hate Patron. Dear sweet 6 lb 8 oz baby Jesus, I vomited for HOURS. I couldn't eat for two days.
    I also managed to offend a stripper by critiquing her pole descent. I told her to point her toes because it would make her fat less lumpy. She was displeased, despite the dollar My Guy gave her to go away.

    Also discovered the 360 Kinect this weekend. Excellent idea unless you're halfway through a bottle of wine. Then all that jumping around becomes a damn lot of work.

    PS. Don't moon the Kinect camera. Your children are bound to accidentally find it. It's an awfully awkward moment explaining that one. No matter how it goes down. Just don't. Trust me.
     
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    This place is therepy. When I need to laugh, I go here. This is a site of comic geniuses, practically every post has a wisecrack that beats the shit out of some weenie-ass sitcom joke you here on TV. The drunk threads are the best source of entertainment on any internet message board bar none, and everybody shares important information. Not to mention the sweet, sweet pornography. Did I mention practically everyone in here is also a seasoned party animal?

    So when are we going to Yahoo somebody?
     
    #4277 Crown Royal, Jan 3, 2011
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    Nothing better than sending some sweet emails.
     
    #4278 zyron, Jan 3, 2011
  19. Nettdata

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    Yahoo == DixieBandit on a good day.

    Wahoo == unleashing the death-star like fury of the TiB members onto an unsuspecting target.
     
    #4279 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
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    We could become a world power.
     
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