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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. SMUGolfer

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    Figure that out and we now have funding for the TiB Million Beer March
     
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  2. Nettdata

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    Depends... do you consider Dixie a power-bottom, laying on his own back?

    My brain hurts and I feel wigged out over thinking about how what you wrote could be interpreted.
     
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  3. taste_my_rainbow

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    Alcohol would take care of jenny and abernetta, Dcc might take some convincing.

    There's a few I'm not sure about. But I'm definitely not a dude.
     
    #4303 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 3, 2011
  4. Nettdata

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    I'll be glad to offer up my place for the slumber party.... 5 acres, on a lake, big house, lots of fireplaces.

    And I have a trampoline.
     
    #4304 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
  5. Gravitas

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    Are you talking about hockey? If so 95% of America doesn't give a shit.

    It's like the retarded kid is laughing at us because he can eat more paste than we can.
     
    #4305 Gravitas, Jan 3, 2011
  6. taste_my_rainbow

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    Can I request that we do this after it warms up? Naked trampoline jumping is best when frostbite isn't a factor.
     
    #4306 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 3, 2011
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    Count me in. The magic word has been spoken.
     
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    Wait. THAT is the magic word? Seriously?
     
    #4308 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
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    Disregard currency. Acquire trampolines.
     
    #4309 Gravitas, Jan 3, 2011
  10. taste_my_rainbow

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    Wow that was easy.
     
    #4310 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 3, 2011
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    Most of my best memories involve a trampoline.
     
    #4311 jennitalia, Jan 3, 2011
  12. taste_my_rainbow

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    Almost 300 pages. We're animals.
     
    #4312 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 3, 2011
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    C'mon now. You can't just leave something like that hanging out there...

    I have exactly one good memory from a trampoline, and that was bouncing on it while my old boss tryed desperately over the phone to convince me to come back to work. And that is how Assistant Managers at Hollywood Video are made...
     
    #4313 iczorro, Jan 3, 2011
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    See you in the finals Russia!

    Lipton chicken noodle soup, grilled cheese, grape G2 and Cananda - U.S. hockey. Fuck you hangover - nice try. Life is so grand. I'm gonna rub one out now and make it close to perfect (a play friend would make it perfect, but I'm too tired to go out).

    BTW, it's a known fact that if you don't get laid within the first week of a new year, you will get polio. Thank you friend for saving me from the dreadful disease that took my grandfather. You are a saint.
     
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    Yeah. No kidding.
     
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    Wonder where Frylock is?
     
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    Counting posts?
     
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    Looking to score?
     
    #4318 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
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    Sure, but it's been open for the most heavy drinking month of the year. The quality ended up better than I anticipated. Definitely a HoF'er.
     
    #4319 iczorro, Jan 3, 2011
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    300?

    Edit: Fuck.
     
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