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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Hoping for the 300 page?
     
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    300? why not.


    EDIT: Goddammitsomuch.
     
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  3. Nettdata

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    BAM.

    See? It was worth you not going to work.
     
    #4323 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
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    I have my trauma certification. I'd be happy to come by for, um.... safety and stuff.
     
    #4324 tempest, Jan 3, 2011
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    Hey, what is going on here? I'm seeing something about scissors and trampolines. Sounds dangerous. I'm in.
     
    #4325 Queen-Bee, Jan 3, 2011
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    Yawn. Call me when there's something interesting at stake. Now, if you were offering to let the 1st person on the 300th page reskin the forum or something, you can betcha that TIB = The Indomitable Belieber...
     
    #4326 DrFrylock, Jan 3, 2011
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    No certification in mixology, just a lifetime of experience. Either way, my services are offered.
     
    #4327 tempest, Jan 3, 2011
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    I'm not sure if this drunk thread was more entertaining than last years, but god damnit do we have stamina.

    We are like a chick with an abusive husband. With every punch our loves grows.
     
    #4328 Gravitas, Jan 3, 2011
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    I'm not sure how anything is more entertaining than this:
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    #4329 jennitalia, Jan 3, 2011
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    Oh, I think this is.
     
    #4330 Dcc001, Jan 3, 2011
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    He is an incredibly hairy individual. Also I appreciated how he tried to seduce the viewer with his eyes.
     
    #4331 jennitalia, Jan 3, 2011
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    He made that specifically for SheGirl. He was trying to seduce her.

    What a romantic.
     
    #4333 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
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    Wow, the last few pages of this thread have really taken quite the turn; proposed lesbian trampoline rendezvous and the infamous Skyello video? And people wonder why we all love this place..now time to make up for working every night for the last week and get fucked up beyond belief on a Monday night.

    Oh, and I'm really a chick, not just a really feminine dude. I swear.
     
    #4334 pinballwizard, Jan 3, 2011
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    Not me... I've got it downloaded and saved to my iPhone, iPad, and various laptops.
     
    #4335 Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011
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    I remembered some guy posting some creepy ass video on the RMMB and getting banned. Unfortunately the video took up residence in my brain somewhere near goatse and meatspin and I just couldn't forget it.

    Right when skyello popped up and long before the shegirlgate I had a feeling he was the same guy and asked if he was. I was hoping for just a yes or no, but all I got was a pm that said "win" and the original video embedded in it.

    You don't want to see this.
    Seriously he is playing the keyboard and eating peanut butter off a dildo.

    I tried to warn you.

    In retrospect I should have given a heads up to one of the mods.
     
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    Best thing about trampolines: The second time I did the sex was on a trampoline. Did it in the girl's backyard while her parents were out of town.

    Worst thing about trampolines: Wasn't able to finish. If you've ever noticed, the natural frequency that a trampoline bounces at is pretty slow for humping. If you try to go at any other pace, you run into destructive interference with the trampoline that screws up your balance and forces you to readjust.

    All in all, pretty disappointing. Also of note: it's surprising how many mosquito bites you will get on your ass during an hour of sex outdoors.
     
    #4337 Stimpson J Cat, Jan 3, 2011
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    What the fuck is wrong with me? Not only was I stupid enough to click on the first skyello video, but I clicked on the second one too. I need to poke my eyes out.
     
    #4339 NMW, Jan 3, 2011
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    I totally forgot about that fucking video, thanks for reminding me dick.
     
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