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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. mya

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    I don't think you mean that in the sexy way
     
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    Just hide it all, and bake some brownies. Stat! It won't help with the smell, but at least you'll have some delicious brownies to eat.
     
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    Just invite the cops in for some trampoline time...
     
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    Being a weirdo that laughs like a hyena during Discovery Health programs, shit like that doesn't bother me at all. I just feel relieved for the guy. Kind of hungry for a cannoli.

    Same with 2 Girls 1 Cup, just kind of funny. Or Salsa Snack (NWS)*. Who the fuck doesn't like Journey?



    *I fucking warned you.
     
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    [quote="PIMPTRESS We all win. Win-Win_Win_Win....well, for me.


    C'mon Queen, We can try to make big numbers with our bodies.[/quote]


    You must have missed my post saying so, but I'm in for sure! I'll even bring the pudding. Any particular flavour?

    (Why pudding? Don't know, but it seems like the thing to bring to a gathering with a bunch of bouncing, writhing girls - non? Pudding. And wine! Pudding and wine! Yes, there is the magic combination!)
     
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    No, my sexy trampoline fantasy was interrupted by Napoleon across the hall.

    I wish I could have videoed what just happened. He kind of tried to get in my face, but stepped down so fast I almost laughed in his face.

    Mr P. says I have an evil glare when I'm pissed. He also said to get the gun out of the closet.


    I'm just putting my bat by the door. I have a hard swing. Blood spatter is so satisfying.
     
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    No kidding. I'll admit that I'm fascinated by that video. It's like there is an almost never ending amount of shit in his back. The pure volume that is extracted is insane, and I can't imagine how that must have felt for him.

    And Pimpstress, here's to hoping you get to release your inner Dexter.
     
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    Atta girl Dexter!
     
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    Ha! I'm well into a bottle and high as fuck. It'd be an option but I need them to take me seriously. Hopefully this helps one or both of them to majke a positive change and....



    Go away





    It's such art if you think about it, your life, raining on the canvas that will later be called a scene. I should sober up.
     
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    I don't think I would want to cross an angry pimptress.

    Now back to the drunken trampolining, I can't show up empty handed, I'll supply the .....hmmm.....how do you top pudding and wine?
     
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    A super amazing shake weight.
     
    #4371 PIMPTRESS, Jan 3, 2011
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    Jump ropes.
     
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    Wanna play?
     
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    Oh girl, I am well equipped for that. I'll bring the shake weight

    And a fan to set the mood. Billowing hair in the breeze and all.
     
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    We could just pass it around.
     
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    and the plan gets set into motion....

    We are up to what....like 6 female TiB members?
     
    #4376 mya, Jan 3, 2011
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    We could wear Snuggies!! haha, way to ruin it, PIMPTRESS.


    Damn, I am wicked amped right now. Hel-LO adrenaline.
     
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    Just made this post over in the TV SHow thread... but if you want some seriously funny and fucked up humour, check out the BBC series "How Not To Live Your Life".





     
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    Don't see yourself short, snuggies can work, or so I am told. I got a snuggie -sutra book for Christmas (until my brother's bitchy girlfriend stole it away in the gift excahnge
     
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    That was at a family gift exchange?

    How are the mental pictures of your brother doing it in a snuggie?
     
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