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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    My family can be a bit odd, to say the least. It was another Christmas in the mya household. We also played pictionary for which I had to depict "mile high club" and "foot long black dildo". Ahhh good times. This is what I did while I missed out on posting on pages and pages of TiB the past few days. And I am not certain I ended up with the best of those two options.
     
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    Imagine a TIB gift exchange.
     
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    I'm placing the ban on peanut butter covered dildos right now.
     
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    My god. Why wasn't this brought up weeks ago? Ah well, something to look forward to in next year's 3rd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread...
     
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    I am thinking it would involve a combination of home-made videos with 4 lockos spiked with ruphynal.
     
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    I've skipped the past few pages, I'm about to go back and read them, but FUCK EYE INFECTIONS.

    Went to one doctor (at an urgent care) yesterday and they gave me antibiotics and said I have a bacterial infection. Last night I went out to dinner and looked like an asshole because I was wearing sunglasses inside because light hurt it.
    Then today I went to an ophthalmologist who said it's a viral infection and gave me other drops and told me I have to see a cornea specialist tomorrow. F that shit. Now my left eye looks like I'm looking through tissue paper whenever I open it and if you look at it you'd think I smoked an ounce just on the left side of my face.

    But they gave me painkillers which knock me out pretty well so cheers to you all.
     
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    A few years ago I got a book for christmas from a friend. I opened the gift at the family gift exchange.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Do they even make diesel powered sex toys?
     
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    Only if you promise to play hop scotch with me, too. I'll supply the chalk!
     
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    I've not seen Diesel powered, but I have seen a fucking machine with a 100cc two stroke engine.
     
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    I will be there.
     
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    Heh
     
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    It's been slipping my mind to make a comment on that thread after I started watching this, but holy shit, How Not to Live Your Life is easily one of the funniest shows on TV right now. Tremendous thanks for the recommendation.

    Fellow Idiots, do yourself a favor and check out the first episode or two. I've been describing it to friends as similar to Its Always Sunny with the main character as a British version of Dennis and Charlie in a single role. Have yet to hear a negative reaction.
     
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    Rooooomate Chiristmas! Good presnetns, miniaituer champagne! DESPECIALBELE ME! My roommates say that i reminddd them of Angus from that movueis.


    PS! I want lstrampsoline.
     
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    I haven't seen the movie yet. Was Angus Dyslexic or Alcoholic?
     
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    Dear friends:

    1) I am female. Jesus, I'm some sort of canary in the mine.

    2) I received Snuggie Sutra from my sister this Christmas. (Yes, in front of the whole family. Sister's girlfriend and my husband were highly amused. The parents, not so much.)

    3) I have just finished watching the Orange Bowl. (yes, on DVR. Husband had to work. Aren't I generous?) In case I have failed to mention this, I am a rabid Stanford fan. RABID. So. Round about halftime, husband brings out Patron, with accoutrements.

    Me: What is that for?
    Him: Uh, I know you like tequila. Trying to calm you down?
    Me: Can we take them as body shots?
    <We take shots. I attack his face.>
    Him: Can we please pause the football game?
    <Boning>
    <Stanford wins. Fuck the BCS. The end.>

    Love,
    Tweetybird
     
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    Jesus. The one night I go to bed early I miss all the action! Thank everything holy that I'm at work and can't watch any of those videos.

    Did someone say trampoline?
     
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    A gift exchange sounds interesting. I know Reddit does a Secret Santa type thing every year and thousands of people participate and I guess it works out pretty well. That would be a cool thing to do next holiday season.
     
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    I remember not long after I joined here, there was a picture linked with a NSFW tag. I clicked it and it was FryLock's Clown penis or something. Ever since then, it's the way I feel about hitting on 16 in blackjack, sometimes yes, sometimes no. After reading the comments here, I am sooo thankful I didn't click on some of those recent ones. Who knew? Turns out "Don't say I didn't warn you" is actually a warning.

    So, 7 of the 8 wimmens here have implied they are down to come have some hot lesbo action on Nett's trampoline with pudding and what not . . . but the Boobie thread has cobwebs. Does not compute.
     
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