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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    We sent our boobie pics to each other.
     
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    Heh, you know it's funny you should mention that. I'm actually a woman. You should forward them to me.
     
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    You think clicking a NSFW tag is nerve wracking? Imagine trying to bring yourself to open a package from an internet stranger without a return address, just knowing there is something vile and disturbing contained in the cardboard box in your lap. 2 week old Armadillo carcass from ToyToy/Samr? A cirque du soleil worthy harness set from Scootah? A mason jar filled with spoiled milk and a rotten chicken breast from Crown Royal? Never mind the level of fucked up CharlesJohnson and BeefyPhil could conjure up.

    I still won't say it's a bad idea though. I'm in.
     
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    Well, we can make a thread where we show a short vid of us opening our gift and modeling it. Work that armadillo carcass.
     
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    If this thread has taught us anything, I think it's never to watch any video made by someone on this board.
     
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    That is a FANTASTIC point. I like to take risks.
     
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    Ah dammit!! I missed so much during my one day hiatus from the internet. I'm such an addict I was having withdrawals and the only way to fix it was shooting a gun...ah sweet release.
     
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    Really, I found this.
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    And to apologize for that, I offer you this.
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    I just started drinking. It's 9:39 in the morning. I am celebrating my last day of bachelordom. I should be cleaning...
     
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    I'll be barefoot in the kitchen, too. No prego though, it's bad enough that I have reproduced at all.
     
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    I was going to clean all weekend until I got online and thought it would be a good idea to drink half a bottle of Crown. I made the right choice and it looks like you did too.

    I just went through my google search history, most of it fueled by this thread, and holy shit! Consider that thing cleared.
     
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    heh.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40908913/ns/technology_and_science-space/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40908913/ns ... nce-space/</a>


    Pretty sweet. Little girl discovers a supernova.

    I intended to make a "America's Hat" joke here, but everything I thought of was super lame.

    Carry on.
     
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    He should have known the only way to my heart is to dedicate a shrine to me, worship it daily and, mail me a chinchilla. Seriously, look how cute they are!
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    Don't say that, who will know what he will do with a chinchilla and video it now that he knows they are the way to your heart.
     
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    Can you fit a chinchilla in your ass? Not you specifically, Mya.
     
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    If I remove the pineapple first, then yes.
     
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    Probably Richard Gere can. Or Skyello.
     
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    Count me in, I feel like a road trip. I'll bring hotpockets, a microwave that'll plug into the cigarette adapter and a couple litres of soy milk.

    I don't do blow jobs or throw gang signs; FYI.
     
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    Well, I throw signs, because I'm the whitest girl ever and think it's funny to freak people out. Or look like a tard, lets be real.

    I'll bring the weed.
     
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