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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Queen-Bee

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    Whoa, whoa! What in the jumping Hay-sus is going on here? I turn my back and there is a new couple on the board? How about a pet name? Primemybum? I dunno, I just woke up from a nap.

    As far as this road trip, I don't recall inviting boys. I mean, they're great and all, but I thought this was a Tupperware/Wellness party kindly hosted by our friend Nett Daddy.

    I'm so confused.

    P.S. Yes, I could use a lift anyway carrymehome, but you and your new boyfriend can wait at the end of the driveway until I'm done there.
     
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  2. Primer

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    I already wrote the next seasons script and I'll give you a taste:

    Guy: I'm all manly, lets kill people.
    Chicks: /swoon/panties moisten
    Servants: Fuck, lets get them warmed up. I hate it when he blows in my mouth early.
    Guy: Sit on my dick while I cut these wimpy bitches in two with my super sword.
    Chicks: Aww yeah. Lets talk about the Republic. /sex sex sex titties titties titties
    Dude: What's going on in here? Is that a poster of Zeus fucking some mortal bitch? Super kinky.
    Everyone else: Yeah! Rome!
    That guy who's a cripple and begs for change in every scene, especially ones that involve any display of serious opulence; you know the guy, he's got long, greasy hair that is kind of matted but nobody pays attention to him because he's a fucking cripple begging for money in the corner: Gimme yo cash.
    Guy: I just cut twelve people in half using my erect cock. Oh, lets eat a fuck tonne of food and bath in these sweet temple hot tubs.
    Priestess: Boobs out ladies. /Mumbling something about the stupid servants fucking in the bathrooms
    Emperor: I'm the fucking emperor bitches! /gets stabbed by some dickhead cousin
     
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    I have and I do. It's gayer when it's dudes.


     
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  4. scootah

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    It's gayer when Dudes do you up the ass than when girls do it? I'm not sure that's how homosexuality works.
     
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    Right now?
     
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  7. PIMPTRESS

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    I'm not bashing homosexuality. I'm bashing "bromances."






    Hooray Fat Tire!!



    Not currently, maybe tomorrow night though...
     
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  8. Nettdata

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    Hmmmm.... anal while his parents are in the next room. And you're loud normally.

    That should be good.
     
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    I'll scream "Do me in teh ass!!" like a good girl...



     
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    If you really want to fuck with the parents, have him scream that.
     
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    I have lost ALL respect for your taste in music, good sir. How dare you subject us to such filth? What's next? Nickelback? Kings of Leon? Lady Gaga?
     
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  12. Nettdata

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    You say that like it should mean something or have some sort of effect on me. Nope, can't say that it does.

    This was one of the best concerts I've ever seen... Papa Roach opening for Limp Bizkit opening for Eminem.

    And Wes Borland is a fucking incredible guitar player.

    You wouldn't appreciate good music if Skyello came up and fucked you up the ass with it. Again.

    Mind you, this isn't good music, but it is fun music, and fit the theme of Pimpstress getting anal.
     
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  13. Rob4Broncos

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    I actually like their instrumentals. But when I think of Limp Bizkit, I think of Fred Durdst, and then I lose hope. Maybe if they had a different frontman, I'd feel differently.

    And the thought of you raging it up at an Eminem concert makes me smile. That's all sorts of awesome.
     
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    I agree with Wes Borland, but Fred Durst you can have.

    What makes everything better?

     

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    I quit watching the sugar bowl at the half because I thought the 'Backs were done but now they've made a game of it. I am watching again. And still getting drunk.
     
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    It's kind of weird, but when I listen to tunes, the vocals are usually quite secondary, if I notice them at all. I've been playing guitar for years, and it's a habit that I focus in on the guitar parts.

    People tend to sing along with the songs that they love, I play along with the guitar parts in my head. I doubt I know any lyrics to any songs, other than a few that I've sung in gigs. (Usually Tragically Hip tunes because I sound like Gord Downey when I sing... and Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell album, because it's that good).

    So yeah, Fred's a douchebag, but I like the rest.

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. CarbonCopy

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    Taste the Bizkit mofo's

     
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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS BIG COCKS IN MY ASS HOLY FUCK.

    This bowl game just ended in the craziest goddamn way.

    Arkansas blocks a punt, gets ball with just over a minute to go - down 5. Mallett tosses an interception 2 plays later so Buckeyes can seal the win.
     
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    Yeah what a crazy ending. Just wish Arkansas could have won it.
     
    #4499 Arctic_Scrap, Jan 5, 2011
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    And to think, we were on the verge of seeing another glorious Buckeye loss. Alas, it wasn't to be.

    And before anyone gets pissed off, just know that I hate OSU for their pretentiousness. Any college that makes a point to put 'The' in front of its title can go suck a fat one.
     
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