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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    I hate shopping. It was a must yesterday, though. My only pair of jeans had two slashes in each of the inner thighs.

    I won't rant about searching for women's clothing, but I will say that I never settle for pants that make my ass look anything less than spectacular. I ended up with 3 new pairs of jeans. Hooray!
     
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  2. The Village Idiot

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    My penis needs more attention.

    That is all.
     
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    Can we call this the "Early to Mid-January Drunk Thread to the Exclusion of All Other Threads" thread?
     
    #4523 Noland, Jan 5, 2011
  4. shegirl

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    So I was naked from the waist up, sporting pigtails, red hot, winky and arrived directly from Hell. SWEET!
     
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  5. bewildered

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    Sorry SheGirl, it sounds like her dream only included men. I think she left out the part where she participated in a gang bang.
     
    #4525 bewildered, Jan 5, 2011
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    Mmm... Shegirl in pigtails...

    I should have taken this week off work. After two weeks of vacation, being in anything other than my pajamas at 1:42pm just seems wrong to me.

    In other news, the boss's kid was here over the break doing random IT tasks and took it upon himself to change my email password to IGiveBlowjobsToMexicans. It was fun having our off-site helpdesk folks trying to fix that one. "Uh, ma'am, it says that your password is... well, ma'am, I'm not going to read it out... I'm just gonna spell it for ya."
     
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    Fuck yeah. I feel like I missed out on most of the fun in this thread since I was so busy over the holidays.

    The Girlfriend is working this weekend and has to be at work at 5am on Sunday, so I will be staying home alone Saturday night, drinking scotch and fucking around on the internet. Looks like I will be able to participate in giving this thread the sendoff it deserves.
     
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    That's called "a weekday", right?
     
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    Personally, that's my work attire three out of five days. The rest of the time I'm a bunch of coloured bubbles.
     
    #4529 Dcc001, Jan 5, 2011
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    Supertramp, that you?
     
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    Bah. She likes girls too but I guess the guys are the ones that stood out in her mind. Blasphemy.

    How do you think I sell/write so much insurance? It's all in the tits and pigtails.

    And you're in Canada. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
     
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    Wait. So you're Lady Gaga?

    Just so you know. It's a picture of Lady Gaga.
    [​IMG]
     
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    No, really, Shegirl was her avatar. All of you, it was pretty bizarre, yet I felt at home. I do remember playing "pool" shooting the skittles off of TMR's crotch.

    No gang bang, but I think boys were having trouble containing themselves.


    Haha, that's what happens when we talk about orgies for days and my man is outta town.
     
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    I'd let you guys carve a liquor luge into my back. That's love right there.
     
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    Retards.

    They're everywhere.
     

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    RAWR!!!
     
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    #4537 Gravitas, Jan 5, 2011
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    I can't help but feel like these two are directly related. That's unsettling.
     
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    Nett I think I'm more amused by the next one down. A kitty with rectal issues. That can't be good.
     
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    "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"
     
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