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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nitwit

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    Dude, I'm glad you're here, but you need some sort of mantra type theme song one punch fast track bitch slap response for your detractors.

    Here ya' go, dude. Happy New Year.

     
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    I had a nice drive home this evening. I bitch about living where I do a lot but there's something nice about driving west at sunset, cows grazing in the fields beside me, that just calms my shit down.

    I dreamt about this stupid place two nights in a row. I think I need to pull a ballsack (ha) and ask to be banned, I bet that would keep me away. Wait a sec...

     
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  3. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Hate to say it but hers are fake. Unless you're into that, then even better for you. I, on the other hand, much prefer a natural titty. God I love hand bras.
     

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  4. Nitwit

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    Fucking Okies. Gotta Love em'!

     
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    Oh my God Field of Dreams is on.

    Fuck. Yes.
     
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    What a pleasant surprise. Are we upping the ante and pushing for 500?
     

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  7. Nitwit

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    A Texas love song for Pimptress:

     
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    What's up guys?

    I'm sitting here with a newborn pugeranian in my shirt (at the vet's recommendation) while waiting for my dog to shit out the next one. Can't wait to get that vet bill.

    Practice safe dog sex people.

    In other news this one is freaking adorable.
     
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    Yes, but her implants are under the breast tissue, so they still maintain a natural look. A friend of mine had hers done the same way, and they bounce and feel very much like natural boobs.
     
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    What am I supposed to be looking at here? Is there a reference that I missed because I'm white or am I not finding these women attractive because I'm white?
     
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    I think the one in the middle has a 5 o'clock shadow. I am white but I don't find them attractive because they are fucking hideous.
     
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    Jesus Christ, you lame dicks, let's find some girls and bring em' into our mix!

     
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  13. Nitwit

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    Too bad thaery don't make zig zag highways or I would al ready be drivin staight to your place, princess."...........................am prety sure this is an

    EDIT: I am pretty sure this is an original thought here, but i bet it's been thought before by another original person before I thought it oringinally.

    Fuck, spell check, anyway.
     
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    Because I know someone that loves this song...
     
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    Are all the Canadians watching the Junior Championship game?
     
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    I bet that drummer gives one hell of a mustache ride. Not that I...err...nevermind...
     
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    Yep. I may need to pour myself a larger scotch in a few minutes.

    Far too much of my childhood was spetn watching the last minute of a game with Canada down by one goal to Russia. Life just repeats itself.

    Oh, fuck this. You assholes can play an entire tournament of great hockey but you completely shit the bed in the last twenty minutes.
     
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    And for another...
     
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  19. Nitwit

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    I'll see your ridiculous existential Journey and raise you and check mate you with one Kansas "Dust in the Wind"



    or..............we could just party!

     
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    To give you an idea as to the speed with which Wikipedia works, the page for the list of world junior's championships has now been updated to reflected the Russian win. It's not been three minutes.
     
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