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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Juice

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    Wikipedia is awesome, one of the funniest pages was posted in an earlier thread about wikipedia pages. But its a classic nonetheless just from the pictures alone:

    Pearl Necklace
     
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    And, of all things, Nike just put out a commercial featuring footage of the Russians celebrating their win. Wikipedia couldn't put a commercial together that fast.
     
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    Touche good sir!
     
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  4. TX.

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    I am drunk. The End.
     
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    Oh baby, it's just the beginning!
     
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    touché.
     
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    I had a craving for corndogs (make your dick on a stick jokes now). The store only carried the 16 count box. Cool, I only wanted 2, but whatever. Now, there's no way I can rest, no way I can read peacefully, or sleep, with those things in the freezer singing at me. Now I know how an alcoholic feels. I'm not even hungry. I had a wonderful tomato sandwich on whole wheat and a bowl of bean & escarole soup. Nah, I need a frozen corndog. The worst part is they're not even that fucking good. But. They're. THERE.

    I'm hoping a nurse or a doctor will come along to post that corndogs are some magic foodstuff that facilitate a long life into one's 90s, that they promote virility and masculine children.

    Death will not be swift.
     
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    Did you get the Foster Farms corndogs?

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    Throw some ketchup on the motherfuckers and they are so DELICIOUS. Fuck. Want.
     
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    FUCKING BLASPHEMY!
     
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    Oh goddammit those are exactly the ones. Cornmealy crack goodness. I already feel the acne building.

    Ketchup and brown mustard. Ketchup is acceptable on a corndog. I can't even say I eat this to remind me of my childhood because I never ate this shit when I was a kid. Didn't like 'em.
     
    #4591 CharlesJohnson, Jan 5, 2011
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    Hellooo good people of TiB. I am here at the bar, and I amk drinking beers. Shit, I having trouble typing.

    I love this bar.
     
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    God DAMN I want a corn dog now, but I think the grocery stores are all closed here. Why doesn't 7-11 serve corn dogs when they stock all kinds of other shit? (taquitos, hot dogs, beef patties, etc.)
     
    #4593 bobdobolina12, Jan 5, 2011
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    My best friend's facebook status made it onto <a class="postlink" href="http://www.lamebook.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.lamebook.com</a>. Scroll down to 'Successful Statuses' and look at Evan's.
     
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    Congrats. You have lame friends.
     
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    If a guy pays for your flight to a different city does that mean you have to fuck him? I'm about 110% sure this money is less than pennies to him. I still feel bad as I will never sleep with him.
     
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    Don't do it! You want him to pay for future flights, don't you?
     
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    Sucks to be this guy. The dude is so far into the friend zone he can't see straight.
     
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    That's the weird part....he's literally a self-made millionaire so I think he would do that for any friend. I feel weird because I'm a girl. And we made out a few years ago.
     
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    I flew across the country to see a girl once who didn't fuck me. It was baffling. Even moreso because the next time I saw her, we hardly got out of bed for two straight days. She didn't want to give it up too easily the first time, she said. Fucking chick logic.
     
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