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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    I'm buying everybody here an eBeer.
     
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  2. Gravitas

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    The make out is what throws it really fucking off.
     
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    Don't do that to Nettdata!
     
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    That adds a shitload of context. But if he's that wealthy - then it's really the same as offering to pick you up at the subway station if you want to come over. The determination is all about what sort of invite is going on.

    How intimate an invitation is this? Is he talking about flying you and only you in for the weekend to hang out with him at his beach house? Because if so, he's inviting you to come and fuck. Possibly in candlelight while romantic music plays - but still. If he's flying a bunch of people in for a party/event/etc - that's a different thing.
     
    #4604 scootah, Jan 6, 2011
  5. TX.

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    He was in my town about a month ago and we grabbed dinner and drinks. He said me missed hanging out with me. This is an invite to the falcons playoff game in his company's box and to just hang out again for the weekend.
     
    #4605 TX., Jan 6, 2011
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    He wants some dome. Make no mistake about it.


    On a different note, I've been fighting a cold for the past few days. I was talking to my mom on the phone about it because I'm flying home on Friday and she doesn't want me to be sick when I'm down there. Her big solution?

    "Why don't you take some neosporin and rub it inside your nose. This way, it will kill all the germs as they enter your body."

    She was totally serious. Her head was in the right place but he logic was way off.
     
    #4606 xrayvision, Jan 6, 2011
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    Just take a fat shit in his bathroom right when you get to his place. He would most likely not want to have sex after that and you wouldn't have to feel bad
     
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    I love Olivia Wilde, plus for some reason I love small boobs.

    You should too.
     

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  9. TX.

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    Olivia Wilde is the hotness.
     
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    Just go there and fuck him. I fail to see the issue here.
     
    #4610 SwampDonkey, Jan 6, 2011
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    It's all about context. If he flies her economy class on a SouthWestern flight, thats a HJ maybe a BJ. If he flies her first class then some fucking is in order. If he sent his private jet to fetch her..........anal entry.
     
    #4611 Kubla Kahn, Jan 6, 2011
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    Yeah but Southwest economy class, with box-seats to a Falcons game, has to upgrade him to some titty-fucking and maybe let him put the tip in an inch or so?
     
    #4612 SwampDonkey, Jan 6, 2011
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    Depends, are booze and food free?
     
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    Still in need of attention.

    That is all.
     
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    I still can't sleep.
     
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    I know a guy in New Orleans...
     
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    That was supposed to be our little secret.
     
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    Hey, 5 bucks is 5 bucks. Or $16K.
     
    #4618 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 6, 2011
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    That is fucking terrible:

    "Sup bruh. I gotta shit something FOUL. God damn Southwest peanuts. brb".

    Poor guy would probably have PTSD after 20 minutes.
     
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    Attention received.

    That is all.
     
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