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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    I just finished watching a relatively new Grindhouse flick, called Nude Nuns With Big Guns.

    And they deliver. All the nuns are hot, and they pretty well wear a habit and a smile for most of the movie. The priest transports kg's of coke in bibles. I could go on, but I'm sure you get the idea.

    IMDB has it around a 4/10, but I give it a solid 8 on the TiB debauchery and fun scale.

     
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    And they have a new cast member who looks like a train wreck, I'm in.
     
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    Hmm, she was being sarcastic, meaning insurance is NOT her favorite. And you quoted her post. Is it the transitive property that then implies you, in fact, do not like hot bitches in bikinis? Because, that would be sad. Hot bitches in bikinis are hot. Bitches.
     
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  4. Nettdata

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    You don't need to justify your drinking. "I want to drink beer tonight, so I will get me some" is quite acceptable. The only thing that would be questionable is the quantity you will be obtaining. If financially feasible, I'd recommend a larger purchase to carry you through until Monday. Maybe even a bit extra, in case hot babes drop by. Hot babes appreciate a gracious host, you know.



    Hell, I've been drinking since 11. Why? No reason, other than I want to.
     
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    That's what people over 30 do. I see no connection though.
     
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    I thought that in the case of your family it was a physical dependency?
     
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    Not so much as we need it. Same diff I suppose. Just after the holidays my Mom told me she is "easing up" on the booze. In the next sentence she said a family friend I really like wants the three of us to go to some martini bar. Uh huh. That's how we roll.
     
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    I could help out on the Canadian side of things.

    My favorite claim I took happened about 8 years ago. My client had a cracked windshield, not wanting to fork out the deductible he decided to change it himself in his garage. The change went fine, but he thought it was crazy to wait 3 hours for everything to dry. His solution? place a portable propane heater on the front seat, with the extra heat it will surely dry twice as fast. Shockingly enough the car caught fire followed by the house. $700,000 later he had a new car and house.
     
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    In a case like that, did you drop him as a client? How does that work? I hear a lot of stories about people filing claims then being told to go somewhere else.
     
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    There are legalities that prevent carriers from dropping clients unless it's claims frequency, the cause of the claim (peril in insurance speak) unless outright fraud is not a reason that fits the category.
     
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    Depends what type of insurance, it's easy with house insurance as it's not mandated by law here, but on the car insuance side they have to meet criteria before we can cancel them. Things like 2 accidents in 3 years, or too many tickets. we didn't renew windshield guy, generally speaking with house insurance, if the claim is truly bad luck we give people a break, but when it's out of pure stupidity we drop them as fast as posible


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    Shegirl, here we can cancel house or business insuance with no reason at all as long as we provide 15 days notice by registered mail.
     
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    I figured it'd be different there. Everything is. When we cancel we have to give 30.
     
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    We're Metric, so it's pretty well the same.
     
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    I thought that was because everyones weiner is shrivled due to the cold conditions and using the metric system makes them sound/seem bigger. I stand corrected.
     
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    Can't argue with that logic. I just wish I hadn't left my bottle of Macallan at The Girlfriend's place.
     
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    She's got legs, doesn't she?

    And know what goes really good with beer? Blow jobs.

    There ya go... just killed two birds with... uhmmmm... we don't know, they're still working on that.
     
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    So what goes really well with fine Scotch? Anal?
     
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    All country sounds like shit to me, I tried. Thanks for the Journey, Alice in Chains and Fleetwood Mac.
     
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    Personally, I'd still go with blow job.

    No work required on your part, you get to relax and savour the scotch.

    Besides, I prefer my scotch to be a bit peaty, not shitty.

    If you want the Trifecta, have a cigar too.
     
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    Ever tried Oban? I swear they make that shit with salt water.
     
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