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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. JGold

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    Pretty much the same. It's something to watch now that The League, It's Always Sunny, Community, 30 Rock, etc., etc. are on hiatus. The one-liners are pretty good if you can wade through the shitty chick drama.

    Archer can't start soon enough.
     
    #4681 JGold, Jan 7, 2011
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    No kidding, when does Archer start anyway? I was late to the game on that one, but season one was excellent. Gotta love H. Jon Benjamin.
     
    #4682 Fernanthonies, Jan 7, 2011
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    I was late to the party too, I think I watched all the episodes in a row on my computer one hungover Sunday two or three months ago. I should do that again...

    New season starts Jan. 27.
     
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    Wow, National Treasure and THEN Jurassic Park 3? Its like USA network is actively trying to lose viewers.
     
    #4684 xrayvision, Jan 7, 2011
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    Hey, one of you canadians. Could you please send me some tylenol 222s.

    Thanks
    A sick kuhjäger
     
    #4685 kuhjäger, Jan 7, 2011
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    Fuck, Grey's Anatomy is one stupid ass show.

    But now that I have started the episode I have to finish it.
     
    #4686 Gravitas, Jan 7, 2011
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    You've gone too far.
     
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    Fuck, cutting your wrists is one stupid ass thing to do.

    But now that I have started the cut I have to kill myself.
     
    #4688 Fernanthonies, Jan 7, 2011
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    Don't think I'm drunk enough to post in this thread, but I just "beat" a sobriety test. Picked a fantastic night to only have 2 beers at the bar. Surprisingly, the seriousness of the situation didn't set in until I got home. Glad I learned this lesson in college instead of later on.
     
    #4689 bobdobolina12, Jan 7, 2011
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    Just watched the most recent 2 episodes of Human Target.

    Man, am I ever liking this show.

    And they just went all fucking serious too... just like HIMYM.
     
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    Anyone else a little bit hammered, or am I on my own?

    Bueller?
     
    #4691 Nettdata, Jan 7, 2011
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    Human target is pretty damn awesome.

    On a side note, in 2.5 hours of drinking I managed to get pretty happy, put shit out in the open with a girl and am in a pretty damn good move. On the other hand, I have a math class in 7 hours...
     
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    Good luck with that... hope it works out.

    Drunk texting and "I love you man" normally doesn't seem as good in the morning.
     
    #4693 Nettdata, Jan 7, 2011
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    Yeah we'll see. Your post reminded me to check when Human Target was back, double episodes this week AND next week, awesome. Better not mean they're cancelling it, this show is just too fun.
     
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    Ladies, you want to know what men talk about when you're not around?

    Chicks we want to have sex with.

    I go to the dog park every morning, and if there are no females around, we talk about which ones we'd do. Which at last count, was all of them. We're blessed in the dog park department. "She looks like she'd be a bit freaky." "I would like to break her in." "I'd be the best 12 seconds of her life."

    Yes, girls, we're really that simple and single minded.
     
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    I don't think this board could handle me and her taking over a thread.
     
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    The split second a guy sees a chick, one thing flashes through his mind, and a decision is made, faster than a super computer, and without even thinking about it. Our subconscious just presents us a "yes" or a "no" or a "depends". Then we check out her rack, pause if it's a good one, and then carry on.

    The question?

    "Would I fuck her"



    It pretty well goes without saying Durbanite is exempt from this, right?
     
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    What's really sad is I even think about the ugly ones "How much beer would it take?"

    Very few fall into the category "there's not enough beer in the world."

    Yeah, pretty sad.
     
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    "depends" covers things like would I ever see her again, would my friends find out, am I in a slump, etc.

    That means that in one context the answer would be "yes", and in another, "no".

    Yeah, we really are pigs, but that's how we're wired. That's why women have what, 2 (?) different porn mags, and guys have a billion.

    And that's an interesting question.... any women on here bought a porn mag?
     
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    My friends and I used to use a rating system based on beers. How many would it take for you too sleep with that chick. It could even go into the negative if she was really stunning.
     
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