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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. abneretta

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    This has been the longest week ever and I only worked 4 days. I'm willing to pay good money--scratch that, I'm broke. I'm willing to offer sexual favors for the assassination of a coworker. Someone on here has to know somebody that can hook me up, right?

    If I didn't have to make a 200 mile round trip this afternoon I'd be taking shots right now. Thank god for Friday!


    Oh and to whoever asked, I bought a Playgirl once but I don't think that counts. What was funny was when I hid it in the stack of a male roommates magazines. When he came across it he didn't say a word, it just showed up in the living room.
     
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  2. mya

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    Never bought a porno mag, who needs to when everything is so accessible on the internet. And I am a hetero female. However, when it comes to looking at naked bodies, I prefer to look at females. I just think they are more attractive. I do appreciate a scantily clad male, leaving a bit to the imagination, but not the full on money shot.
     
    #4702 mya, Jan 7, 2011
  3. Blue Dog

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    I just had to share this clip from last night's bowl game: Coach Guidry was one of the defensive coaches of my college team for all 5 years that I played, including a role as the DC for the last 2 or 3. I absolutely loved this guy. Hell, he was one of the people who gave me my nickname, and it still makes me smile when I think about how animated he used to get when he yelled it. I'm friggin' pumped to see him with this kind of exposure, and he really deserves it. And if this speech doesn't get you pumped up, I don't know what will:

     
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  4. CharlesJohnson

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    I've got a couple minutes, so it's time for Dat Ass:

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    #4704 CharlesJohnson, Jan 7, 2011
  5. shegirl

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    DVD's, dildos, the egg, sex furniture, various oils and lotions yes. A magazine, never. Seeing as I'm a picky eater and that means I suck in bed, I guess I need all the help I can get, right?

    I think the other stuff outpervs any magazine anyway.
     
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  6. mya

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    Your link for sex furniture just pulls up an image of The Egg again. I feel cheated.
     
    #4706 mya, Jan 7, 2011
  7. Gravitas

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    I'd venture it is one of these:
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    or one of these if she is feeling super kinky.
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  8. Noland

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    So what's the range on the egg vibrator remote?

    Mrs. Noland is dragging me to the twice yearly let's get all the teachers drunk function with no regard to the fact that the Cotton Bowl is on tonight and I figure inappropriate orgasms would be an appropriate punishment for forcing me to drink with Episcopalians.
     
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  9. shegirl

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    Sorry it's fixed now. Go enjoy.

    Noland, 15-20 feet.
     
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  10. taste_my_rainbow

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    If I find the person that shared their germs with me and got me sick I'm going to fuck them up. I've got a gym session in 42 minutes and I'm torn as to what I should do.

    Do I go and spread my germs or do I stay home even though I do feel ok enough to go?
     
    #4710 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 7, 2011
  11. The Village Idiot

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    There is nothing hotter than a good looking girl masturbating.

    Holy Shit.
     
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    Then the 8-ball went up your nostrils, rendering that point moot?
     
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    My trainer simply said "see you Monday".

    I fucking hate being sick. I was so bored last night I watch Jersey Shore.
     
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    I so hate when someone promises e-suicide and doesn't go thru with it. Pussy.
     
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    Jesus Christ am I bored, come on 5 o'clock. I wonder if I could spend the next two hours playing on my iPad without anyone noticing.
     
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    Fuckingcuntmotherfuckingwhorefuckmefuckmefuckme; he's right. I did rep him green - I hate the red thunder and I always try to not neg rep. And, he has changed. And, fuckmerunning, he IS trying to be nicer.

    So, Mr. Sack, here's to you and Ms. FutureSack. I wish you both good health and good times. No e-bullshit; I really mean it.

    Feeling like a total dick,

    smaller person...
     
    #4716 whatisinaname, Jan 7, 2011
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    My girlfriend bought some Grand Marnier for use in a cupcake recipe last week. Of the entire bottle, she used maybe four tablespoons.

    I don't really even like cognac that much, but I guess the rest of it ain't gonna drink itself.

    I have zero interest in either team in the Cotton Bowl, but I won't let that stop me from yelling insults at the television. Hopefully she's feeling indulgent when I make drunken demands for fornication and nachos.
     
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  18. Juice

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    Dumb girl at work: Hey, where is [boss's name]?

    Me: I dont know, she hasnt been in her office in a little while.

    Dumb girl: I saw her go into the bathroom earlier, I hope she doesnt have diarrhea. *walks away.*


    Awesome. thanks for ruining my afternoon snack, bitch.
     
    #4718 Juice, Jan 7, 2011
  19. Devils Advocate

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    ...Does she assume that everyone that goes to the bathroom just automatically has diarrhea? What kind of fuckwits do you work with?
     
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  20. shegirl

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    My God the entire earth just spun off it's axis. Why are being so nice to each other?! Pussies.
     
    #4720 shegirl, Jan 7, 2011
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