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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Juice

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    Moderately Gender Fluid

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    Shes basically the kind of person that any unknown situation is automatically the worst case scenario. She once panicked because her boyfriends plane was going to be an hour and a half delayed, therefore of course it must have crashed.

    It didnt
     
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  2. Devils Advocate

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    He isn't even here to defend himself. I think you are just happy that you aren't the one being picked on for once.
     
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    Does that mean you're giving Allord a ceasefire as well? Not many have been going Biggie & Tupac on each other lately, but with Nettdaddy and Supertramp a little while back. That one was over in ahurry, though.

    Your feuds always do amuse me, though. Proceed.
     
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    Can someone explain the appeal of Drake to me? Other than having famous friends and a lot of studio money behind him? He strikes me as a thoroughly mediocre rapper w/ average to below average lyrics. And his singing isn't good enough to make up for it.
     
    #4724 MoreCowbell, Jan 7, 2011
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    Back to basics:

    Drink: Currently working on two fingers of Flor de Cana Centenario 12-year with a very small splash of very cold, filtered water and a slice of lime. I was nervous about the lime, but it works like all hell.

    Booty:
     

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    Here's a little sugar before I head off to work:
     

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    My friend has a saying: "She's a one on the only scale that matters." That being one or zero: would or would not.
     
    #4727 MoreCowbell, Jan 7, 2011
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    So this small town isn't so bad: I live within walking distance of the beer store and a decent pizza place. I can walk down, place an order for a pizza, get some beer, and pick the pizza up on the way back to my place. And there's a decent skiing spot not too far away, either. And the driving sure is scenic with lots of rolling hills.

    Anyone ever watched these damn wedding shows on TV? I found myself far from a remote control and one came on. There are so many warning signs on this woman. Makes you wonder how she managed to find a mate in the first place.
     
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    I take it the negatives refer to how many beers it'd take for her to sleep with you?
     
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    Yeah, pretty much.

    It was a pretty hilarious system because every now and then we would get caught talking about some hot broad as a minus two or three. One of our friends overheard us and she asked us what we thought she was and my buddy pipes up "Oh, these days you're about a minus seven or eight".

    Which prompted her crying because she interpreted that as she's ugly.
     
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    There's an Intervention marathon on one channel, the Cotton Bowl on another, and it's snowing and blowing bad weather outside. I think my plans for the night are pretty clear.
     
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    I'll give you guys three hints:







    Can you guess what I'm doing tonight?
     
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    Vomiting.

    I'm not even trying to be cute. That shit is the shittiest shit. My stomach is already roiling just reading that.
     
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    Drinking Tequila and taking your clothes off. Mine came off from captain morgan 100 proof one time.
     
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    This tequila sunrise tastes pretty damn good.

    You're half right.
     
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    So, more pictures for this/the boobie thread?
     
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    Well, I came here to drink tequila and get naked and I'm all out of--no, hold on, I have a whole handle. Sorry boys.
     
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    Making regrettable decisions?
     
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    Bad decisions make good stories.
     
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    Has anyone heard this abortion of a cover?



    Makes me want to hunt him down and punch him in the face while the real song is playing.

     
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