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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. mya

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    whatisitwhatisitwhatisit????
     
    #4781 mya, Jan 8, 2011
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    There actually four components. To start, a copy of Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness.

    Then a nice beer can coozy that reads Krewe of Jefferson, must be a local high school?

    Third the Ultimate Collection of Jerry Jeff Walker CD. The case is cracked and the hinges broken, but CD works.

    Fourth, the pièce de résistance, is a symbol of Bluedog's beloved past time.

    Edit:

    Damn, batteries dead on camera. Will get new batteries for an awesome prize photo in the morning.

    Words can not do this awesomeness justice.
     
    #4782 konatown, Jan 8, 2011
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    Anyone wanna see a clinus?

    (Not safe for anything)

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    #4783 kuhjäger, Jan 8, 2011
  4. Blue Dog

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    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRa!
     
    #4784 Blue Dog, Jan 8, 2011
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    16 hour workday ending at 11:54pm+titty bar open til 3am WITH $3 drinks+50 piece McNuggetts= FUCKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHH
     
    #4785 twopy, Jan 8, 2011
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    What I would give right now for a bacon cheeseburger in my face.
     
    #4786 dubyu tee eff, Jan 8, 2011
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    Just so I'm 100percent clear: Ballsack 3 asked for his account to be banned at 12:00am Jan 1st 2011?
    And now he's back as Ballsack 4?
    Is this shit for real?
     
    #4787 Wadget, Jan 8, 2011
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    No. I offered to change his username from 3 to 4, and he accepted.

    So yeah, he made some comments, then changed his mind later, as is a woman's prerogative.
     
    #4788 Nettdata, Jan 8, 2011
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    Well thank god we've got that mess straightened out!
     
    #4789 Wadget, Jan 8, 2011
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    Just saw Blue Dog's new boat.
     

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    Today, there's a greater chance tha n yesterday that I'll get laid than yesterday. I'll leave you guys with this:

    NSA sex. Open relationship.
     
    #4791 hotwheelz, Jan 8, 2011
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    Is he gonna pay you $16,000 too?
     
    #4792 DrFrylock, Jan 8, 2011
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    The government is subpoenaing the Wikileaks supporter's twitter info (possibly not including the actual tweeds) and several of them are protesting and looking for legal avenues to challenge this.

    So let me get this straight, they don't want a third party to release their private info without permission...

    Fuck I don't care what side you're on, the irony is thicker than thick here.

    I also have a serious case of schadenfreude whenever some Internet activist that is "changing the world" from their $99 Office Depot chair is shocked when the real world comes knocking at their door.

    I think I'm slowly becoming a Nihilist.
     
    #4793 DrFrylock, Jan 8, 2011
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    If you don't live in a part of the world where all the traditions were formed by drunken wannabe voodoo witch-doctors it's entirely possible that you have never heard of the "Krewe of X."
     
    #4794 DrFrylock, Jan 8, 2011
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    Hoping to be even a fraction of the man Jim is.

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    I thought you had a bottle that was calling your name? Not to repeat what you parents said, but I too am so disappointed in you...
     
    #4795 whatisinaname, Jan 8, 2011
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    Hoping to be even a fraction of the man Jim is.

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    Cramps caused by your period can indeed be painful.

    Now, go grab that bottle and show it who's the bitch.
     
    #4796 whatisinaname, Jan 8, 2011
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    I have spent the last five days with some sort of horrible illness which has prevented me from partaking in this fantastic thread's final days. Granted, I am sure that in my Nyquil induced haze I probably could have topped even Jennitalia's drunkest moments, but it just made me more tired than "witty" so I spared you all my thoughts. I am anticipating that this will be the last night, so hopefully I will start feeling a bit better to help give it a proper send off. At least I had my senses about me enough to get an invite to the all girl trampoline party.
     
    #4797 mya, Jan 8, 2011
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    Well once again I did the night shift last night but I'm powering through the day to get back to a normal sleeping pattern. It's now 4pm and I'm cracking open a can of Kronenbourg 1664, it's one of the higher end cheap mass produced lagers I suppose.

    Got four of these bad boys (440ml none of that small american size bullshit, how come you have huge portions of everything but small beer cans) and then off into town.

    And I'm not sure I fully understand it, but my brother who's an NFL fan said there will be no football next year due to a pay dispute?? How fucked up is that? Next year must be shit, I can't imagine going all year without a footy (soccer) match to watch.
     
    #4798 Solaris, Jan 8, 2011
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    Me too, buddy, me too.
     
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    That's cool. You and Uli would probably get along

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