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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Fashion? Awful 80's videos? Is that you Derek?

     
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    Alright, 1st time in 4 days I hit 98.6 F(reedom)

    That is 37.0C(ommunist) to you outsiders.
     
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    Rich words from a man who speaks German and, if I recall correctly, is moving to Sweden to pursue a free graduate education.
     
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  5. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm confused.

    In one hand I have a penis (my own). In the other, I have my drink, which is Lemonade Iced Tea and Peach Schnapps. How are both of these things possible?

    Especially while typing?
     
    #4925 Nom Chompsky, Jan 9, 2011
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    I love beer. That is all.
     
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    Yes. Anyone drinking lemonade iced tea and peach schnapps clearly could not be the possessor of a penis.
     
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    Even I won't drink that.
     
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    I'm off to....
     
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    Keep your friends close, and communists closer-

    Sen. McCarthy.

    (really. Have you seen chicks from those northern commie/socialist countries? You gotta keep them close... Except the Eskimos.)
     
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    I'm so drunk I keep fucking up posting on this thread. WTF?
     
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    I wish National Geographic channel still showed nature shows. They used to play like three straight hours of giant crocodiles eating zebras and wildebeasts(spelling?), now it's just Lisa Ling investigating Neo-Nazi's and meth. Give me five years in the life of a lion with some British guy doing a voiceover for fucks sake.
     
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    I keep drinking beers and I can't seem to get any drunker... WTF?!
     
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    Fuck that, lets see lions on meth eating neo-Nazis
     
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    It's delicious.
     
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    I return from 2 weeks off. I am drunk now.
     

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    I'm kind of in the doghouse with my girlfriend. What is the hottest purse on the market right now?
     
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    Fixed
     
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    She would just DIE if you surprised her with a Hermes Birkin.

    [​IMG] fapfapfap
     
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    While that is probably the best result I could hope for I know a guy who knows a girl whose cousin will do that for only 1.5k.
     
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