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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    The ballet?
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Sorry, I'm drunk and I didn't get to finish my post properly.

    She would just DIE if you surprised her with a Hermes Birkin filled with black adder snakes and black market anthrax.

    And africanized bees.
     
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  3. Gravitas

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    And Hollywood just go the idea for it's next sequel. Make sure Samuel Jackson sends you some royalties.
     
    #4943 Gravitas, Jan 9, 2011
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    Holy fucking shit dude. I dated this rich chick whose dad got her mom a Hermes for their anniversary. Just handed it to her like it was nothing. The girl was just like: "I want one of those"

    Fuck, I had no idea they cost anywhere near that much.
     
    #4944 kuhjäger, Jan 9, 2011
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    Damn it, the greasy spoon burger joint down the road is closed right now. What self-respecting drunk food places closes before 1 AM? On a major downtown strip?

    I just wanted something greasy, cheesy, beefy, and bad for me. Is that so wrong?
     
    #4945 ghettoastronaut, Jan 9, 2011
  6. Gravitas

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    16k will remedy your situation.

    But Diablo may haggle in the price of the plane ticket on top of that.
     
    #4946 Gravitas, Jan 9, 2011
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    In other news, in the slim chance anyone cares, I'm not going to ATL. I'm a bitch, but not that big of a bitch.
     
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  8. Gravitas

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    If I was a hot girl I would definitely use my powers for evil.

    Good job staying away from the darkside.
     
    #4948 Gravitas, Jan 9, 2011
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    I just smoked a shit ton of weed and watched the Black Swan. What the fuck.

    Kind of a Fight Club rip off where she was actually harming herself but otherwise a damn good movie.

    When in doubt... sort it out.
     
    #4949 Guy Fawkes, Jan 9, 2011
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    I've had plenty of experience with the dark side. It's more like I'd like to hold on to some shred of dignity. That, and being offered a trip to Costa Rica with a guy you've gone on two dates with makes you wonder if you'll be going home in a body bag. I'd rather be alive and alone.
     
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  11. Gravitas

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    When you buy this book I think you will have second thoughts:

    [​IMG]

    I'm glad I only have to think about getting laid instead of thinking about getting laid while simultaneously trying to figure out if the person is going wear my face as a hat.
     
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    LET'S GO EAT A GODDAMN SNACK.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
     
    #4952 Beefy Phil, Jan 9, 2011
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    I lost my bottle opener, so now I'm opening beers with a lighter. While I don't smoke anymore, I'm grateful I used to right now. Anyone else have a favorite way of opening a beer without a bottle opener?
     
    #4953 babyface, Jan 9, 2011
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    More TAQUITOOOOOOOSS!!!
     
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    So I just got home and I am pretty drunk right now, and the only thing I have to worry about is this:

    Should I keep drinking these old, skunky Miller Lights, or should I drink some of this 12 year old Japanese single malt whisky.

    Also, Irish Car Bombs are delicious in my mouth. Secondly, thank you Firefox spell check, because I couldn't seem to figure out how to spell delicious.
     
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    You can use pretty much anything, hell I've even done it with a folded piece of paper.
     
    #4956 Maltob14, Jan 9, 2011
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    My vagina.



    GOOOOO KEGELS!
     
    #4957 bewildered, Jan 9, 2011
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    Do you have to fold it more or less than seven times?
     
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    I just origami it into a bottle opener obviously.
     
    #4959 Maltob14, Jan 9, 2011
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    And then later when you are searching for a DD, you can origami it into a breathalyzer. You are so skilled.
     
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