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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. SwampDonkey

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    Kari is foul. She only looks good standing next to those guys.
     
    #4961 SwampDonkey, Jan 9, 2011
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    I gotta agree with this. They had that FHM photo shoot with her that made her look hot, and she's not bad and all, but you know she is fucking weird as shit.
     
    #4962 Fernanthonies, Jan 9, 2011
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    You say that like it's a bad thing.
     
    #4963 Nettdata, Jan 9, 2011
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    I really need to have this picture on keyboard-speed dial whenever I read threads on here:

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    Besides, what's wrong with a weirdo? We're all weird as fuck here.
     
    #4964 ssycko, Jan 9, 2011
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    Wedding ring. Ive never been married but a wedding ring works as well as a lighter. This is what my brother tells me anyway but he has skills
     
    #4965 Hoosiermess, Jan 9, 2011
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    Whaat teh fuck are youn gs douiiing!!?? lece gthe model of the vgina.
     
    #4966 Diablo, Jan 9, 2011
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    I want to be where you are!!! I'm not that drunk yet but....
    <a class="postlink" href="http://images.nubiles.net/galleries2/daffney/blonde-babe/14.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://images.nubiles.net/galleries2/da ... abe/14.jpg</a>
     
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    This girl may or may not be here rihght now. I haven not nidea,. Beer and jack got the best of me tpmnigit.
     
    #4968 Diablo, Jan 9, 2011
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    Eh, I just don't think she's as hot as everyone makes her out to be. I'm a nerd and all, and I understand that she appeals to most nerds, but all in all she's just nothing special.

    Fuck me, I totally passed out between typing that last bit and posting it. Sitting up straight, in my desk chair. Time for bed I think.
     
    #4969 Fernanthonies, Jan 9, 2011
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    FUCK m e sideways, my car is still drunk and passed out downtoenn righ tn now I wish she were here right now and npt 25 miutes awey. I miss Jasmine, She's a good/bad girl.
     
    #4970 Diablo, Jan 9, 2011
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    I was going to say something along the lines of even if she was there, you would be too drunk to get dick to vagina, but I am also too drunk to make witty jokes, so...

    I bet you can't get dick to vagina.
     
    #4971 Fernanthonies, Jan 9, 2011
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    I', oging to have tona agre with ypu on this one. She was hot, but went for my friend insted. She was pretty hot.
     
    #4972 Diablo, Jan 9, 2011
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    Witty replies mean only one thing....We didn't get laid. I wish I had something else to tell all of our friends on TIB but alas I am an honest poster.......Was really hoping to end my dry-spell tonight. Not going to happen.
     
    #4973 Hoosiermess, Jan 9, 2011
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    You win...Damnit!
     
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    No wity replies here. I'm playing the same game as you hoosier, npot getting laid if you dont sy the right shit. It's how the world turns.
     
    #4975 Diablo, Jan 9, 2011
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    [/quote]No wity replies here. I'm playing the same game as you hoosier, npot getting laid if you dont sy the right shit. It's how the world turns.[/quote]

    It's my own bad... I used to be pretty solid on random nights. Not saying I get a lot of ass, I don't, but better than I do now. Life is good and bad. Better job, less ass. But ( insert great excuse for not getting ass and promise to get more and post pictures later). Yeah not so much, but at least I'm not alone:)
     
    #4976 Hoosiermess, Jan 9, 2011
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    Tally so far: 3/4 of a fifth down; 8 taquitos eaten, 1 package of ramen eqten, watching true romance, textd 3 old fuck buddies with no response, wishing I hqd some blow.
     
    #4977 SwampDonkey, Jan 9, 2011
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    Hellko, that is ahll. An also this.

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    Okay, okay, okay...

    If I may make any kind of intelligent recommendation for TiB members:

    Stay the fuck away from this shit. Shit is fucking DISGUSTING. Jesus. I'm hammered beyond belief and I can STILL taste how fucking horrible it is. Stick with Four Loko. Seriously. Last time I take a recommendation from an alcoholic friend.
     

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    Oooohhhhh let's not doshit tonight.

    WELL FUCKIT I DID THE SHITUS TONIGUH5

    my favorite dive bar was filled with HIPSTERS. FUCKING HIPUSTERS!!~! Evrywhere! they were picking fightd, smelling like musk, and 2 deep in front of the bar. Cops came 4 times in 30 mins. I wrnt to redneck br instead and sulked... and drsnk. and i havernt done tequila in a while, but its OK. Like 2 shots ok.

    right now im sitting here nude because i dont remember what did with my pnts.
     
    #4980 CharlesJohnson, Jan 9, 2011
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