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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Women are so hot, yum.


    Greenery and mimosas for me. Had a kick ass, murderous workout and I am now drinking, seems healthy enough.
     
    #481 PIMPTRESS, Dec 4, 2010
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    T minus 20 for the bad sweater party and I'm enjoying a Harpoon UFO. It's only gonna get better from here. Until it gets worse.....
     
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    So it doesn't count towards your over all total if you are totally fucking disgusted with yourself after right RIGHT RIGHT!?!?!?!? Ugh......
     
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    "Sweeeet Home Alabama! Where the skies are so- BLUURRGGHHHH!"
     
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    Ok, I'll admit it. I do have a makeup problem. Specifically lip products. At any given time, I can pull out at least ten different balms or glazes (seriously ladies, Stila Lip Glaze is the best) from my purse. That doesn't count what's in my makeup bag.

    BUT... my personal skin care regime is firm and simple. It's not very expensive either. She thinks it's "too much" because I don't buy it at Walmart.
     
    #485 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 4, 2010
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    More titty gifs you want? Coming right up.

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    Hooray boobies!
     
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    Am I the only one that thought that gif looked like Jan from The Office?
     
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    My goal for the evening is to get drunk without spending a dime. I have a flask full of gin I acquired for free and four drink tokens for a nearby bar. I'm debating walking down to the liquor store and buying a Four Loko to start things off right, but that would mean spending $2.50.
     
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    Getting ready to start on my third Crown and Coke. Unfortunately it will be my last, and probably pretty weak. Is there anything worse than making it to the bottom of a bottle at 7:30?
     
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    Kids are in bed, Tonka is passed out, wife is at work... What to do, what to do... Guess it's the Nebraska game.

    Sailor Jerry is onboard, at least.
     
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    Went to friend's house for dinner tonight. She said, "Your dogs are welcome!" and I said, "Mmm...you own a cat (plus dogs), I dunno...." and she said, "Oh, she'll just hide in the bedroom. She's old."

    Not only did this turn out badly, it turned out badly for BOTH of us. Cue my terrier finding the cat on the bed and attacking it, the cat retreating to underneath the bed while simultaneously pissing and shitting itself, the cat losing two claws and my terrier taking a shot right on his eyeball, which is still bleeding. Not his eye; his eyeball.

    Hopefully we all learned a lesson from this.
     
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    Yes, getting to the bottom of the bottle and an empty bag of pot. But, I have neither of those problems thankfully.
     
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    Ultimate Fighter finale starts in 10 minutes. Not drinking until finals are over? Yeah, that lasted about as long as a guy who's getting laid for the first time in a year. 3rd Johnny Walker Black being poured as I type.

    Note: Unfortunately my OCD does not disappear when I drink, so the more I drink the more typos, the more typos the more going back to edit them.
     
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    Let's look at the silver lining here: my last drink isn't weak after all, I had just enough left to do a good job; I have almost a whole twelve pack of beer left and, if I drink myself retarded, 5 Four Lokos. I'm getting inebriated tonight, no doubt about it.

    I'm watching Burn Notice at the moment and every time I see Michael's mom all I can think of is the character she played on Nip/Tuck...so needless to say she creeps me out every time she's on screen.
     
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    This was the practice session for something that never aired on SNL years ago. It is Steve Martin's meaning of christmas.

    Just skip ahead through the two talk jocks to 1 minute in.
     
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    Know what's odd? People who defend pharmaceutical companies' exorbitant drug prices, manufacturing of me-too drugs, and developing drugs for the most profitable population segment, but in the same breath declare that type two diabetics, the sedentary and people who maintain poor diets should be denied health care as punishment for being fat slobs who refuse to take care of themselves.

    I mean, where did they think the pharmaceutical profits came from? HIV-positive malaria victims?
     
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    I thought we were drinking here?! What's this shit?
     
    #497 abneretta, Dec 4, 2010
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    You're drinking. I'm learning how to treat schizophrenia. But also drinking.
     
    #498 ghettoastronaut, Dec 4, 2010
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    Ah, the two go hand in hand.
     
    #499 abneretta, Dec 4, 2010
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    I'm going to steal some of my roommates crown and make myself a crown and coke just like annabanana up there. Only thing that's different is I have and entire handle of crown but only a liter of the coke. Strong drink will be had. Hooray for drunk!!!
     
    #500 Diablo, Dec 4, 2010
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