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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. GTE

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    All is right in my world

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    It's awesome how girls can look hot as hell nowadays wearing something that was never meant to be hot...like a football jersey or eye black.
     
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    Another titty-related picture

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    Ladies and gentlemen (mongrels) of TiB, I'm officially a rape victim. The front of house did not write down or plan for the party of 12 or party of 20 who showed up the same time I showed up to start prepping today. Fuck the Peppermint Pops and Philharmonic, fuck them. Then to top it off, they took walk in tables to fill the rest of our open tables. Full restaurant for 2 and half hours before normal opening time.

    This bottle of Jack won't pour fast enough.
     
    #524 konatown, Dec 4, 2010
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    any of you degenerates watch Californication?
    I watched all three seasons within a week over the summer and now that I have a few days before finals and nothing to do I knocked out a season today. I had almost forgot about the greatness that is this show.

    I also managed to blackout last night while never leaving my room and no one else ever entering it. Cross that one off the bucket list.
     
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    Be a man (or woman for annabanana), get crown.
     
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    abneretta* but you're forgiven.
     
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    WELL FUCK YEAH

    I have an excuse to go back to New Orleans now. SUGAR BOWL BITCHES.
    Ohio State can prepare to get blown the fuck out. Fucking Arkansas motherfuckers!

    Woo pig sooie!
     
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    Its too sweet for me; I'm sweet enough already.
     
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    Can I just say that jalapeno poppers are the best drunk food ever invented? Anyways, I'm still on my first beer after finishing off the Crown. I'm moving kind of slow but that's probably a good thing, I got a little bit carried away last night.
     
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    What's old, wrinkled and smells like ginger?

    Fred Astaire


    HAHAHAHAHA....I fucking slay myself sometimes.

    (Fuck you youngsters, look it up.)
     
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    Holy hell...those who can, download the app talking tom cat and play different things into it...like rap music. So stupid, but oh so awesome!!

    And Toy is here!! How's your cousin my man?
     
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    I despise sore losers. Hey, Longhorns, it's not your season. You suck. Get the fuck over it, knock the sand out of your vaginas, and get over the spoiled sport attitude. It's really unbecoming.
     
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    Have you ever eaten an entire jar of jalapenos whilst drinking beer?

    The next morning is not pleasant. Your asshole feels like the surface of the sun is trying to buttfuck you. Literally.

    Your friends will mock you for the crying and whining noises coming from the bathroom as you shit a wet, brown hurricane of pain.

    And then there's the whole walking funny thing...like you've just ridden into town on an epileptic horse.
     
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    No, and I don't plan on it. There's a huge difference between poppers and a jar of jalapenos. I don't plan on crossing that line.
     
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    They're great until you throw an entire one into your mouth, bite down and out flows molten cheese only slightly cooler than the surface of the sun. The pain is intense and you panic a little bit. You don't know what to do. Do you spit the popper out and make a big mess or do you try to cool the cheese by sucking in some air and ending up with a jalapeno popper in your lung? There's no right answer.
     
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    Well, fuck. At least ONE of these games today is entertaining and close. Too bad I couldn't give a flying fuck about the Big XII.

    I ran out of mixers so I'm now drinking gin straight up. In all my years of drinking, this is a new experience. I'm not usually a gin guy. One thing's for sure, it's not as good to drink on ice as whisky.

    EDIT: To fit in with this thread apparently I need to make a "surface of the sun" joke. So, um, Andrew Luck in a Panthers uniform will be as hot as the surface of the sun. No homo.
     
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    Gin on the rocks, squeeze of fresh lime juice. Thats a great way to go.
     
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    Wow. By some weird turn of luck I actually had a lime, and you're right. I don't know, I consider myself a borderline functioning alcoholic, but I've just always kind of ignored gin like a fart at a cocktail party. Maybe I should branch out.
     
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    Gin is life altering. Try Hendricks. Its entirely too easy to drink a bottle in one sitting. Fuck this whiskey shit, I'm moving to Bombay.
     
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