The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Best drunk food on paper? Arguably, yes. In actuality? No, unless you love second degree burns on your tongue due to a lack of patience and a seemingly incurable hunger. Happens every time.

 

Mine were the perfect temperature, I guess I'm just that good.

Ever since someone brought a gin bucket on a float trip that was less than delicious I'm scared to try it again.

 

I jusst want to second this. I was well on my way to finishing my bottle yesterday but I fell asleep on the couch. I'm trying to make up for it before I go out tonight.

 

Jesus fuck me running.

It's 10 damned degrees outside. I'm over at a buddy's and he's watching a movie that bores the ever loving shit out of me, so I'm entertaining myself here. FML.

I got stuck in my driveway this morning and had to call a buddy with a 4WD to come drag my stupid ass out at 8AM. He laughed at me.

Don't ask me why I own a 2WD truck, because even I don't know why. The fucking thing is useless in 2' of snow. It took me 3 runs to get out of the driveway this evening...and I'm fucking crazy. I hate to think what a normal person would've done to get out.

Maybe I should of eaten some jalapenos and shit out lava in my path to clear the way. Lava as hot as the surface of the sun.

 

http://www.nfl.com/partner?partnerType=players-air-and-ground

After tomorrow's game hotwheelz will have a picture of Matt Cassel as his avatar. It will be glorious.

 

You guys are fucking retarded. Everyone knows the best drunk food is a side salad with a raspberry vinaigrette. I'm drooling just thinking about it.

 

Gin and a little grapefruit juice. It's as though grapefruit were made especially for gin.

My favorite holiday drink is a French 75. There's always extra sparkling wine or champagne floating around. Two ounces of gin, an ounce of lemon juice, 3/4 ounce of simple syrup, top the glass off with champagne.

Normally, I just use a splash or two of seltzer and some lime in my gin.

Drink porn?

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Anyone interested in a great drinks website: http://www.drinkboy.com/Default.aspx

History for drinkers.

 

Better drunk food is multi-grain pringles. Dietary fiber is slower to digest, which should help regulate your drunk and keep a steady buzz.

 

And I think I'm gonna call it a night. You delinquents don't cause too much trouble while I'm gone.

 

USC and UCLA having a pretty good game at the Rose Bowl. Nevada Reno just accepted an invitation to the Kraft Bowl at ATT Park. Along with a nice semi endless supply of beer, this is not too bad of an evening.

 

Yeah, I'll be that guy.

Indie love music.



Fuck you, you all have guilty pleasures.

 

Fucking eh. My job is ruining me.

I have no empathy anymore. I'm fucking over people and their bullshit. This whole town needs to burn. Scratch that this whole state needs to burn. Maybe the country. We don't deserve any of the shit we have.

I think I want to believe in God just so he can go Old Testament on this fucking shithole.

I'm not expecting everyone I meet to fucking cure cancer, stop world hunger, or prevent the Patriots from winning another football game. But I am expecting people to pick up their trash, have some semblance of respect for those around them, and to handle their own fucking business.

What kind of a person leaves dirty diapers on their fucking porch or strewn around the dumpster? You get it within 10 feet, but after that it is just too much to fucking bear to actually get it in the damn thing. I'm rooting for the fucking dingos from now on.

What kind of person lives rent free thanks to the government and then decides that they deserve a fucking 62 inch Sony? How about you fucking put that money in a savings account for your kid. Or you just use it to get a vasectomy.

What kind of a person says about their 100 dollar rent: "That's not right. I deserve for it to be cheaper than that." Fuck you. You don't deserve shit. You were fortunate enough to be born into the greatest fucking society that the world has probably seen so far and we have deemed it a good thing to be able to help imbeciles like you. If you had been born when we walked out of the primordial soup I would have killed you, taken all your shit, and then probably raped your wife for kicks.

What kind of a person thinks that it is a good idea for their kids to basically be feral and just vandalize the shit out of everything? Oh, you will speak to your little budding picasso about the crude penises that have shown up everywhere and try to get him to stop, but your not sure because he can be a little honery? Fuck you. Chain his ass inside and make him read 50 pages of the dictionary every time he fucks up. Or have him write the definition of respect down 1,000 times.

What kind of a person thinks that it is a good idea to move shit out of their apartment at eleven o'clock at night, and then get pissy when I ask what the fuck they are doing. I'm sure the fucking people below you just love that you are fucking trampling up and down the stairs when they are trying to sleep. And fuck you if you don't think I have a right to know what is going on. You could have been getting robbed for all I knew.

And fuck you kid who skateboards through here at night. Your parents seem to have given up on you and that sucks, but skateboarding by my window isn't going to fix your problems. Especially because you fucking suck. Tony Hawk you are not. Go get a job.

Fuck the entire state of Oklahoma. Fuck your 3.2 beer, your shitty ideas about everything, and fuck you for being assholes when I try to make it a little bit better. Except fernanthonies. You seem like an alright dude.

I'm sorry if this wasn't funny. And I'm sorry that I'm not even drunk. I can't get drunk when I think I will have to go deal with drunken imbeciles. Can't really tell people to cut their shit when you have whiskey on your breath.

Fuck it, I might paddle down Knob Creek anyway.

 

Wrong.

 

Holy fuck. I've never had crown and ginger before but they are going down pretty smooth tonight. Expct my posts to become less coherent as the night goes on.
Here is my contribution of some asian ass:

 

So a 17 year old cousin (actually a cousin by law; her mother got divorced and then married into the family) got knocked up. Absolutely glorious.

Guess who's getting a depo-provera shot for Christmas?

 

I maintain that there is no better drunk food than Santitos yellow corn chips and good homemade chile con queso.

 

Not sure why I'm writing this (could be the alcohol), but there are 3678 registered people on this board and maybe 50-100 of us post regularly. All 3500 other just read the stupid sht we post. Kind of crazy if you ask me...

 

Y'all should ask Hotwheelz how he feels about the Adrian Gonzalez trade. He's probably really pleased and eager to talk about it in a calm and reasoned fashion.

 

Yeah, I don't trust this Googleadsense guy who is always logged in. I bet he is some kind of weirdo.

 

Why the FUCK isn't Taco Del Mar still open?!?!