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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Happy

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    popping my WDT.

    Fuck. I went to the bank today, and took out some money. When i was filling out the withdrawl slip, i noticed an envelope. inside, there was $200. I thought for about 2 min if I shoudl keep i or not. I turned it into the tellers. I really could have used that karma tonight with the woman that ive been on and off with for a long time. the compete oppisite happened. karma anit shit.

    I did steal a bottle of booze from a party though. time to take shots by myself.
     
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    FUCK YOU BITCH. IT'S THANKS TO THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT THAT MLB WILL NEVER EQUAL THE NFL. It's thanks to teams like the Cocksox and yankees that there is no parity in the league. Small market teams are nothing more than farm systems for the big teams that can afford 100mil+ salaries.

    So fuck your fucking fucksox. I hope Pedroia gets crushed by Glen Davis, Rondo by Vince Wilfork and Brady gets AIDS from all the guys he surely fucks.

    In conclusion, FUCK BOSTON.
     
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    Also, I like the synergy between my avatar and this jpeg.
     

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    For his punishment he should have to spend a month confined to a wheelchair and have nurses supervise him... oh wait.

    This is for anyone that saw the youtube title but doesn't want to hear faggy indie shit

     
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  5. Happy

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    if im taking shots by myself, how long should i wait in between? should it be everytime someone posts on this thread? i think i can handle that
     
    #565 Happy, Dec 5, 2010
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    Yeah sure.
     
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    Shit, why not two shots every time someone posts? This plan has no possible negative ramifications.
     
    #567 Wadget, Dec 5, 2010
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    So my little brother jumped on the facebook trolling bandwagon.

    I mention this because when you read his posts with a pedobear avatar they can be hilarious.

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  9. Happy

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    well, at least until i pass out. you guys thinkyou can do that?

    3. its sailor jerry rum.
     
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    I refuse to contribute to your alcohol poisoning...wait...shit, try to pass out on your side I guess.
     
    #570 Gravitas, Dec 5, 2010
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    Drink mother fucker.
     
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    FUCK YOU.

    ok.
     
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    Sounds god!
     
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    I mean good. LOL!
     
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    catn see straight... but i orderdd food. should be here soon.. unless i pass out before thety get here. hooray friends' 21st bdatys haha
     
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    aw shit missed this. gerat idea... i'll line up whiskey with ya haha
     
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    Jesus. Chater had better not get an invoice for the ambulance calls generated by you two.
     
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    What do you mean?
     
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    Dear god I hope you're taking beer shots, otherwise I'll call the ambulance now. On another note, please enjoy some Mayer Hawthorne



    Jesus, took me a solid minute to find the youtube button.
     
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  20. JoeCanada

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    Oh never mind, I get it.
     
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