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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Reifer

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    I should stand out on my front porch more often.

    I decided to have a beer and cigar out front for a change and witnessed police busting up an underage party across the parking lot. About five minutes later, my smoking hot neighbor gets dropped off with an equally hot friend and two neanderthal looking douchebags with backward hats and tapout t-shirts in 40 degree weather. I knew when she realized I was standing there when she looked up and gave me the face like she got caught in the cookie jar. She gave a quick glance at them to make sure they hadn't seen me, then back at me with a look that said, "please don't judge me".

    Two minutes later the cavemen are walking out the door holding a damn near empty bottle of Jack and a two liter of Coke and proceed to jump into their Jeep and drive off.
     
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  2. Gravitas

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    Lets hope they don't die, their parents see their last posts here, and they sue all of us.

    Seriously, that happened to some friends of mine.

    They took a guy out for his 21st, he got drunk and tragically died of alcohol poisoning. His parents then sued the people he went out with, his fraternity, and the university he attended.

    And won 2/3. The case against the university was thrown out because of state sovereignty.
     
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  3. Happy

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    beer shots? this isnt pregaming. this is "my fucking woman was getting busy in front of me with another guy" drinking.

    im finally using the backlit keys on on my MBP.
     
    #583 Happy, Dec 5, 2010
  4. JoeCanada

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    Dude, "MBP"? I'm typing this on a MacBook Pro myself, but you're still a fag.

    A DRUNK fag! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!






    (Those backlit keys are the shit though, aren't they?)
     
    #584 JoeCanada, Dec 5, 2010
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    im sorry bud, 21'st are way too overblown, and way too dangerous. by the time your're 21, you should know how to drink properly.( says the guy thats takign shots for every post on this page.)

    friends are the buffer if you have good friends, no matter how bad you are, you should alwyas be drinking with one guy that will keep ya safe
     
    #585 Happy, Dec 5, 2010
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    back lights win at life, but if you're actually taking a shot of liquor per post you should be dead by now, own up or go to the cornfield asshole,

    Edit: Nevermind, enjoy your appletinies.
     
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  7. Happy

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    Dude, "MBP"? I'm typing this on a MacBook Pro myself, but you're still a fag.

    A DRUNK fag! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    (Those backlit keys are the shit though, aren't they?)[/quote]


    yes they are.

    who's a bigger fag? me saying MBP, or you knowing exactly what I meant? You're gaydar is strong!
     
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    after at least 10 shots, Im gonna go ahead and tap out.


    I said i was popping my WDT cherry tonight.

    fuck..... i hate you TiB
     
    #588 Happy, Dec 5, 2010
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    7 hours ago, I wanted to start drinking but I also needed to get a lot of homework done, so I figured I'd try a light beer. "Bud Light Lime? That sounds delicious!" I said. It is, I guess, but I don't understand how not drunk I am. I mean I'm quite buzzed, I've been drinking it all fucking day, but if I had been drinking this much normal beer it seems like I should be blackout drunk by now. I don't understand the math here.

    In conclusion, Bud Light Lime is good if you're at a tupperware party and feel like drinking, but you need to drive a minivan full of kids home in two hours.
     
    #589 JoeCanada, Dec 5, 2010
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    Jsappppy bityhday to tmu manager!~ Happy birtjdY tequila shorts!!!!
     
    #591 jennitalia, Dec 5, 2010
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    What's that Lassie? Your manager got drunk on tequila and fell in the well?!
     
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    Went out and got pretty buzzed last night, so a few beers after work with my wife and her family, including her 18 year old cousin, 18 year old nephew, and some of their friends. God, I forgot how bad teenagers are at drinking.
     
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    AUGH this place is so much easier when there's more than 2 girls at a party. CURSES, FUTILITY YOUR NAME IS RIT AND I WANT TO RAPE YOUR CHILDREN

    Tequila shorts sounds like a wonderful invention that needs to happen.
     
    #594 ssycko, Dec 5, 2010
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    Went out last night and got pretty cross-faded after the Civil War game. I ended up stumbling to the ESPN filming thing and got some looks from the cops and walked home. On the walk I managed to drunk dial my ex, my friend who I want to fuck, and the current girl I'm dating. I managed to piss off 2/3 and it's looking like I'll be banging the ex tonight. Yehaaw for bad decisions!
     
    #595 PewPewPow, Dec 5, 2010
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    If you live near Colorado, Leopold Brothers makes a damn fine whiskey. Bought 2 bottles Wednesday, all gone now. Fuck.
     
    #596 Binky, Dec 5, 2010
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    HOLY FUCKING ELL. NEVER ACQUIESCE TO A PRIDE AND PREDIGEST DRINKING GAME IN YOUR LIFE. SERIOUSLY. FUCKING HELL WHAT HAVE I DONE!!?!?!?!?!
     
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    HOLY VAGINAL TRACING BEAMS DO I WANT TO EAT SOME FUCKING SUSHI!
     
    #598 Primer, Dec 5, 2010
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    oh m y god am i super stoned and drunk
     
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    Made out with a crazy Indian girl who is hot as fuck tonight. Middle of shirt off making out she informs me she has a boyfrienwho beats her and she won't go any furter out of fear. Two hours later I have convinced her to break it off with him and tomorrow I'm in for 'the best sex you'll ever have" according to her. Life is weird. HAhaa

    Aldo. pulled this off while hammered. This was hard to type.
     
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