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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Primer

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    THE INTERNET MAKES YOU SAY FUNNY THINGS!!!!
     
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    yup im the drunkest one here,..

    dubstep.
     
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    indeed, you are the drunkest.

    must dubstep it up
     
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    I can't figure out why my hot Indian girlfriend just broke up with me.
     
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    Can somebody explain to me why I went to bed before midnight last night? Not only did I miss posting for shots (which seems like a better cause than the facebook cartoon thing) but I've also been up since 6:30 or so. This is unacceptable.

    I go to work during the week at 5am. I should never be awake before 8 on the weekend. On the bright side, I'm watching The Three Stooges, which savages my morning.
     
    #605 abneretta, Dec 5, 2010
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    Yesterday I was riding the dirt bike down our street, going about 45-50 mph (that's the top end for it). Randomly, I thought "man, that'd suck if I had a blowout at this speed!" (I have osteoporosis so me falling on pavement = broken everything). Accordingly, I began to break.

    Right as I ran over a nail and had a fucking blowout. Somehow kept the bike upright.

    Welcome to my life. This kind of shit happens all the time.
     
    #606 Samr, Dec 5, 2010
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    Holy Christ woman. Fuck cats.

    Got into a really intense argument this past weekend with a girl who swore I looked like the Indian guy from mean girls. She would. Not. Let. It. Go.

    You be the judge, TiB.

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    Dorky publicity shot versus:

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    Sexy public bathroom mirror shot
     
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    Please knock it off with the Dubstep I'd rather hear the siren song of somebody beating an amplifier to death with a rock.

    Not bashing anyone's opinion on music, everyone has different ears. But I don't get why everyone thinks that music (Dubstep) is so goddamn charismatic. To me, it's Aphex Twin crossed with white noise. How does one dance to it? Maybe a vice-grip of ecstasy will prove otherwise, but I REALLY hope this is not the future of electronic/dance music. It's bad enough that Rock has been limping to the barn for the past five years.

    In other news, Big Bhudda Cheese is the greatest Mar-I-JAH-Wanna plant on earth. Memorize that, make the necessary changes in life.

    In other other news my daughter is now addicted to Dora the Explorer, which is tempting me to wrap my lips around the shaft of a .357. WHY DOES THE LITTLE BITCH YELL AT THE VIEWERS LIKE THAT? Remember when American tourists back in the 80's who used to yell English at foreigners so they'd understand them better? That's what the entire fucking show is, only SHE'S spanish. It's role-reversal revenge delayed two decades. My own fifth ring of hell.

    Burn baby burn.
     
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    Sadly I don't think we'll be hearing from RCGT for a while

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    Yay for typos that make the sentence more accurate! I was going for salvages but either way.

    The Bronco slaying begins in T-2.5 hours, I hope hotwheelz is ready to change his avatar.
     
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    If you haven't heard the new Kanye West album, what the fuck are you waiting for?

    Seriously.

    Only dude who can say this:
    And get invited to SNL to perform that very song:

     
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    Fuck Kanye. I'd rather listen to the quote "Indie fag shit" back a few pages.

    Wake and bake this morning. Lost my shit at this
     
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    Six month anniversary today with my beautiful wife.

    Tonight we're going out for a nice steak dinner, gonna drive around to see the Christmas lights, come home, get fucked and fucked up.
     
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    Wait, you're able to wake up before 5 every weekday and sleep in past 8 on most weekends? Jesus, I wake up at 6:30 during the week and am lucky to sleep in past 7 on the weekend
     
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    I shouldn't be allowed to use a computer when drunk.
     
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    Find some tranny porn in your browser's history?
     
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    Yes and yes. I average around 4 hours of sleep a night through the week so I make up for it on the weekends. I rarely have a problem sleeping in if I have the opportunity.
     
    #617 abneretta, Dec 5, 2010
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    Montreal, il y a tellement froid, un ours polaires dans l'autobus...
     
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    I just scared my dog, apparently I'm loud when I watch football. Who knew?

    Come on Chiefs, I need a win here.

    Edit:
    If there is a god he hates me. Or maybe karma is biting me in the ass. I'm currently looking at a black screen. The one channel that isn't coming in...oh, that would be the one the game is on.

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    You can all stop worrying about me, it's back.
     
    #619 abneretta, Dec 5, 2010
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    This Facebook meme where everyone is changing their profile picture to their favorite cartoon is bringing back a wave of nostalgia. I mean, there are a few obvious cartoons that were fucking awesome and everyone remembers, but it's the obscure ones that are the most badass.

    I mean...Swat Kats? Street Sharks? The Angry Beavers? Tail Spin? My Little Pony? Makes me wish I was a kid again. Or stoned.
     
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