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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. JoeCanada

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    Don't you mean "ui dfudunt his buth bwerea in faaaaa roo lpng!!1!" ?
     
    #681 JoeCanada, Dec 5, 2010
  2. CharlesJohnson

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    You challenged a man to a box wine competition. He's probably face down in the snow with his pants around his ankles, passed out halfway into the "FRA-" he spelled in piss.

    Like a boss.

    I have 5 gallons of homebrew that need to be bottled and only 12 empties. Time to get to work.
     
    #682 CharlesJohnson, Dec 5, 2010
  3. CharlesJohnson

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    Edit: Sober double post? What the shit?
     
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    Excuse me for the spray painted black table
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    #684 konatown, Dec 5, 2010
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    I was at my girlfriend's place once again this weekend... never before had I drove down to see her for consecutive weekends, but I drove with a guy this time and it was a considerable help. The sorority formal was a failure... didn't have enough time to drink (I refuse to chug from plastic bottles of liquor anymore), my girlfriend was pissed off that I was socializing with other people more than her, the DJ sucked, and I thought for a long long time that someone stole my jacket at the dance.

    Whatever. This shit solved all of those problems:

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    Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout. It looked interesting at the booze store and I was willing to pony up $8 for 4 beers, but it is well worth it. It's got a massive flavor, rich body, and is 9% abv. It was everything I expected and more... and will buzz you up in a hurry.
     
    #685 katokoch, Dec 5, 2010
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    Boob gifs!

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    #686 Racer-X, Dec 5, 2010
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    How about some more artsy porn:

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    #687 Dcc001, Dec 5, 2010
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    MORE CROWN AND COKE!!!!!
     
    #688 Diablo, Dec 5, 2010
  9. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I think this is a rather fitting image for this thread.

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    #689 dubyu tee eff, Dec 5, 2010
  10. konatown

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    Done + one Busch Light water beer.

    Fuck Frank, ya cunt.
     
    #690 konatown, Dec 5, 2010
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    D.R.U.N.K.

    Am I going to work tomorrow? Maybe just one more drink.
     
    #691 CarbonCopy, Dec 5, 2010
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    Driving on un-plowed roads makes me want a drink (or 3) fuck working on a Sunday til 10.
     
    #692 Backroom, Dec 5, 2010
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    Fuck. I feel you. My current options are:

    Buy rear tires for a 300ZXTT with 305mm or buy 245mm tires for a Genesis coupe or drive 98 Cavalier for free.

    I really can't decide if buying $300 extra booze is worth it.
     
    #693 konatown, Dec 6, 2010
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    I'm off to bed. As a goodnight present, a pearl necklace for y'all:

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    #694 Dcc001, Dec 6, 2010
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    While I may be drunk, this definitely deserves to be on this forum:
     
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    Just submitted my piece to Rob and Ben's fiction writing snafu. And, I realized that for my trip to LA on Tuesday I have about -$10, which should make getting around and eating an exciting adventure.

    So, basically I'm wired, my friends are all asleep (fucking Eastern time zone, got job, jive ass mother fuckers), and I guess there's nothing left to do but drink until I pass out.
     
    #696 BL1Y, Dec 6, 2010
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    Solid,solid week.. Victorias secret runway show, Lebron's return to Cleveland (eh) and then the weekend.
    Lots and Lots of drinking was done. More specifically, LOTS and LOTS OF STEVEWIESERS.

    And if any of you flaming faggots try and judge me for watching a Victoria's secret show lets just say it turned into a live strip show afterwards between my best friends three roommates. (He lives with three hot girls.) After the show they went upstairs and came back down in bra, panties and high heels and went to town. Great night.
     
    #697 Sleeves, Dec 6, 2010
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    I thought the last collection had some interesting stuff in it, but generally speaking, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is probably one of the least sexy nights on television.

    I don't know how they manage to take so many gorgeous women, put them in sexy underwear, and make it all very unappealing. Maybe it's the rock-hard abs, makes me feel like I'm jerking it to 300.
     
    #698 BL1Y, Dec 6, 2010
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    Football bets paid off this week. Now its time for an early Christmas present.
     
    #699 Vanilla, Dec 6, 2010
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    Is that unpleasant because you do it so often that it gets boring?
     
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