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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. BL1Y

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    I like my women like I like my Coca-Cola. Full of whiskey and on ice.
     
    #721 BL1Y, Dec 6, 2010
  2. Juice

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    I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
     
    #722 Juice, Dec 6, 2010
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    I like my women like I like my scratch off winnings. Divided up and buried in my back yard for a rainy day.
     
    #723 Gravitas, Dec 6, 2010
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    I like my women like I like my shoes. Size 12
     
    #724 dewercs, Dec 6, 2010
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    I like my women like I like my diapers...dirty and full of shit.
     
    #725 xrayvision, Dec 6, 2010
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    I like my women like wine, aged ten years and filled with alcohol
     
    #726 konatown, Dec 6, 2010
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    More beer more! Downward spiral is down, but not as down as the syndrome. I am in the place!
     
    #727 Bob Trousers, Dec 6, 2010
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    ICE KWEAM!!!
     
    #728 Bob Trousers, Dec 6, 2010
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    I like my women like my asparagus... vegetative
     
    #729 Frank, Dec 6, 2010
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    I like my women like my bourbon, 12-years-old and all mixed up with coke.
     
    #730 palmettosc, Dec 6, 2010
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    I like my women like I like my gin: dry... oh wait...
     
    #731 Samr, Dec 6, 2010
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    I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old and locked in the cellar.
     
    #732 SwampDonkey, Dec 6, 2010
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    I like my women like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Quick, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs.
     
    #733 Fernanthonies, Dec 6, 2010
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    I just totally broke my finger.

    It hurts like a motherfucker...

    What to do... what to do...

    Oh, Sailor Jerry!
     
    #734 $100T2, Dec 6, 2010
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    I thought my back had finally healed up after three weeks and moderate to heavy workouts mixed in. Guess I was wrong, because the motherfucker gave out again. Looks like I'm back to wearing boat shoes for a bit because I can't bend down to tie my damn boots.

    If I didn't have class in a few hours, I would be tapping into the beer sitting in the fridge, but as it stands I gotta be sober for class tonight. When I get home, it's fair game though.

    Fuck December, this month has been full of nothing but bullshit and is only getting worse.
     
    #735 Reifer, Dec 6, 2010
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    Jesus, I was fucking useless today, pretty much did no work, did no studying and skipped my morning workout. The only thing good to come out of this was hitting a PR at the gym.
     
    #736 Frank, Dec 6, 2010
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    Tape it up. It's the same as a cast, except about $750 cheaper.




    And Sailor Jerry.
     
    #737 lhprop1, Dec 6, 2010
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    A) Four and a half hour exam consisting of, like, three hours of actually being exammed, and an hour and a half of sitting around doing fuck all.

    B) I bitched out someone smaller than me who couldn't retaliate if he wanted to AND IT MADE ME FEEL GOOD.

    C) I have to learn how to get women pregnant for an exam tomorrow. Anyone want to be a study buddy with me?
     
    #738 ghettoastronaut, Dec 6, 2010
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    Speaking of everyone getting hurt, I was at the gym and I saw a dude completely throw his shoulder out. He grunted, yelped, dropped the weight and writhed in agony. I felt bad, but people were already helping him out, so I decided not to get in the way.

    And jebus, I haven't been to the gym in a few weeks, I am weak as a mofo.
     
    #739 Diablo, Dec 6, 2010
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    Yeah, it's just my pinky. Nothing to do but tape it to my ring finger or to a tongue depressor. Should feel good playing volleyball on Wednesday.
     
    #740 $100T2, Dec 6, 2010
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