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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    You're doing it all wrong. It's suppose to be a hairbrush not your pinky.
     
    #741 shegirl, Dec 6, 2010
  2. RCGT

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    SHEGIRL HAS 10000 REPS! OMG

    (we in cairo get drnk on tuesday nihgs)
     
    #742 RCGT, Dec 6, 2010
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    I used to be a paperboy as a kid and I always appreciated when people gave me Christmas tips. What I never did was leave a self addressed envelope and beg for money. Seriously a picture of your 10 year old kid saying he is my paperboy. A little young to be driving and delivering at 5 A.M. when I see you sometimes(no kid ever in car). Also included is a poem that ends:
    I tip my mailman, garbage men and paper deliverer every year. Paper deliverer will be getting nothing from me this year.
     
    #743 zyron, Dec 6, 2010
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    People still get the newspaper?
     
    #744 Frank, Dec 6, 2010
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    edit: I am just a bitter dude today.
     
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    I like to read the paper on the couch when I get up. I don't want to wake up and instantly stare at a computer screen. Also it is perfect to read while shitting.
     
    #746 zyron, Dec 6, 2010
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    Just today?
     
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    Regarding my post in the R and R thread: I just got off the line with the Swedish Consulate up in SF and the consulate actually even know my wife's parents by name when I mentioned her maiden name. They are getting on the phone with the embassy, and have given us all we need to do for me to get my temporary then changed to permanent residence status. All I have to do is a minimal amount of paperwork and register our marriage with the tax bureau there, and we are set.

    This means free Masters!!

    April 26th, look out socialism, here comes Kuhjäger.

    Time to start drinking in celebrations
     
    #748 kuhjäger, Dec 6, 2010
  9. Nettdata

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    If it's badly broken (compound break) then just be sure to pull the tip of the finger out pretty hard to make sure it's all set in line first. Otherwise, you could have a crooked and gimpy finger when it's all healed.

    And if you lose feeling or blood supply in the tip of your finger, go to the emergency room. Odds are it won't be an issue, but just keep an eye on it to be sure.

    Really, though, there's not much to doing it yourself... I can't count the number of broken noses and fingers I've either re-set or watched done when I was playing rugby decades ago.
     
    #749 Nettdata, Dec 6, 2010
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    Who's in the mood for more high-end porn?

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    And because it's a little over the top, even for the pictures thus far, spoiler tags:

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    I'll be quiet now. Go back to discussing how to set broken bones yourself.
     
    #750 Dcc001, Dec 6, 2010
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    So you're the son of a bitch who stole the film from my honeymoon.

    Fire in the woodstove, wife in lingerie, Sailor Jerry and Dr. Pepper, and the Jets-Pats game. Life is good. Goodnight, TiB.
     
    #751 $100T2, Dec 6, 2010
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    I haven't read any of the recent posts so sorry if I'm sidetracking y'all, but I just had a cigarette with Ben Nichols! The concert hasn't even started and my night has been made!
     
    #752 abneretta, Dec 6, 2010
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    Yep, thats a wet one.
     
    #753 jordan_paul, Dec 6, 2010
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    I am going to feed the Beagle next door anti-freeze Timbits soon, I shit you not.

    Beagles, as you may or may not know are not quiet and funny like Snoopy. They are a sometimes cute but usually diet-problems-are-us dog (usually from poor ownership) that have one of the loudest barks in the world. Right next to my daughter's room. It may as well be a fucking space shuttle launch next door at night. Why the fuck are you letting your spaz dog, which barks when leaves hit the grass out into the yard at 3am? Waking up so you can check out the dirty stuff on the Movie Network in peace? I will fucking kill you and your furry little watermelon.

    In other news, and mary jane n' me wrassled in the shed. We both won. And don't forget:

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  15. Blue Dog

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    Yep.

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    #755 Blue Dog, Dec 6, 2010
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    A big huge fat lady threw up all over her desk at work today. That is all. Cheers.
     
    #756 Juice, Dec 6, 2010
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    Bluedog thinks its a big deal if we hit just 100 pages, but we very well may hit 200. However, we are in dire need of some trash talk. Let's make fun of assholes:

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    Above we have the new band pulsing through the indie circuit that go by the name of Black Rose, Death Penis. All band members wear long sleeves at all times to cover scar tissue and disguise their physiques. They almost broke up last year when the band's only flat iron went missing and theft accusations were passed out. However, the spat was not strong enough to break the bond of five grown men who dress like they stole their clothes from scarecrows and then willingly put guyliner on. Don't they make not caring about anything look hard? See you at the Pabst party tent. By the way, that's not supposed to be an "ironic" picture. That's their actual apartment, which they have all shared the past six years.

    I feel better already.

    EDIT: Is that how you would lean against a piano?
     
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    As I said before, I bitched out some guy today. It felt amazing. He just tried to ignore me as I asked him if he needed me to buy him some tampons to plug his vagina with. Because he's skinnier and scrawnier than me, he'll just stand there and take it.

    I now know why there are school yard bullies. It felt good.
     
    #758 ghettoastronaut, Dec 6, 2010
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    Oh and I forgot, this is hilarious.

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    Site: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/12/05/irate-cash4gold-lett.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.boingboing.net/2010/12/05/ir ... -lett.html</a>
     
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    Cookde some spagetti tonight and for the 3rd night in a row, am drinking some crown and coke. Alocohol has a me problem . Bitches.
     
    #760 Diablo, Dec 6, 2010
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