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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Juice

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    This a long ass week and its only Wednesday. On an unrelated note:



    Cheers
     
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  2. shegirl

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    I had no idea about this either until just now. Makes me wonder how many weird little things like this are floating around out there that no one knows about or very few do. Too bad, I love cool little shit like this.

    Also I highly recommend the Pub Mix.
     
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    Serious question: What volume do your cans of beer come in? It's just that from the limited pictures I've seen, they look to be 330ml cans (like a can of coke). Over here they tend to be 440ml upwards. Just wondering. That was directed to the Americans by the way.
     
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    The most common is the 330ml, 12oz. Then the domestics all have a larger size called tallboys that are either 16oz or 20oz. Then there are some that 24oz cans.
     
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    I thought everyone knew this? It's the very first thing you hear about the song when ever it is brought up anywhere. But on a similar note I didn't know that chicken wings, ala Buffalo wings, were composed entirely of wing parts until a couple of years ago. I had gotten wings that had the extra little flap part on the wing pieces so I assumed that was the whole wing. I thought the drum parts were legs like youd get in a KFC bucket but just from younger chicken, in some sort of veal like raising method. It wasn't until I butchered my first whole chicken that I found out that I might be part blond.
     
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    What do you get when you mix a handle of gin with CoD and there are bb guns laying around?
     
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    Strange, all the little differences. Like how you lot get the six paack, but over here we get the eight. Huh.
     
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    If you're buying cans you almost always buy 24 or 30 at a time. Six if you're a broke fucking bum.
     
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    good point. Really we just set up bottles at like 30 yards and made stupid bets on hitting them. Then back to more CoD and harassing 8 year olds on xbox live. Usual Tuesday.

    In other (related) news, I haven't been sober since last Wed, I think? Probably should take tonight off...
     
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    8 packs are getting more common in Canada, and we have choices.

    6/8/12/15/18/24/30 - in Cans
    6/12/18/24 - bottles

    6's I ignore, but 8's for a casual night out is fine, all the others simply let you choose between weekday and weekend.
     
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    Man, I can't tell yall how jealous I am of all of you. For the past week, the only thing that i have really craved is a nice, stiff drink. I don't care what it is- red wine, beer, Old Charter, Sailor Jerry, Tito's... I just could really use a nice toddy.

    Too bad though- no drinky-drinks for me. Not until at least well past the New Year. I will say that I've had more pain medicine the past several weeks than I'd ever thought. They had me on morphine for a while, and now I'm eating lortab 10s like they were m&ms. They don't mess me up at all, actually- they just help (barely) with the pain.

    Sigh... I just really want a drink.
     
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    Tell me what hospital you're in and I'll drive to you with your choice of alcohol.

    Come on, all the cool kids are mixing schedule 3 narcotics with booze.
     
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    Medical microbiology can suck my ass.
     
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    I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
     
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    I've had chili cooking in the crock pot all day and I've got beer in the fridge (not for long,) it's gonna be a good night.
     
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    Grab a lighter and you'll have some great entertainment too.

    I heard back from the program director and I was accepted... I have a job again! Woohoo! Never before has the importance of building up a strong network been more apparent. Knowing the right people has opened many doors for me, this being one of them. I'm actually looking forward to working for the business I was paired up with. I've heard nothing but great about them.

    Time for one of the Old Rasputin stouts. Or two, followed by some of the Busch Light that needs to be disposed of.
     
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    Way ahead of you, podner. A few Ice Buckets outside and now I'm the kling klang king of the ring rang room. Kills the pain of having a 42 inch snowfall in 24 hrs.

    I'M LIVING IN A WORLD OF DARKNESS!!

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    There has been a lack of asses. Let's do this.

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    Is it just me or did Yuengling add more hops? I likey.
     
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    I've got a question of critical importance that can only be answered by the fine people here at the tib. I'm going on vacation to scuba dive at the end of December. Because of my northern European heritage, I'm super pale. Super, super pale; my nickname for a while when I was a kid was Powder (who remembers that movie?). Because I'll be spending a significant amount of time around the water, probably with my shirt off, someone recommended that I get a light spray tan in order to not frighten the populace. What do people think of that idea? Can I get a spray tan that will look natural? As much as I enjoy the jersey shore, I don't want to look like one of those goofy orange bastards.

    edit: my avatar is pretty indicative of my natural skin tone, I might be slightly lighter

    Thank you for your time, in appreciation here's a picture of an ass significantly more tan than mine.
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