The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Sometimes you manage to be badass.

 

So... Is anybody else stuck in a work camp in the middle of nowhere? This place is like a prison with slightly better food except you only have to share a bathroom with 1 stranger, instead of 20.

The thing that really pisses me off? The tv doesn't have a listings channel! It's not even worth watching because I spend more time flicking aimlessly through the channels than I do watching the thing. This isn't the stone age you savages!

 

I just got a reply from my new boss and we've planned a meeting for Monday morning. The CEO and VP of sales will be in attendance as well.

Oh shit.

 

I'd hit it. Like the fist of an angry god. I'd fuck this harder than I'd fuck that steak I ate tonight. And it was one motherfucking good steak.

 

Jesus, woman. Don't you understand poetic metaphor?

 

Aside from the dripping jizz part of that porny yet artsy pic, what the fuck is going on the the background? I know you didn't take this, its just a speculative question.

If you look at it upside down, you can make out a bellybutton, but the other "indention" is confusing. It might be a boob.

 

I'm not entirely sure why this picture is so awesome, but it is.

Spoiler

 

I think you can actually make out out of focus bedding or pillows. I don't think she's leaning over far enough for that to be the subject of the photo.

 

According to The Modern Drunkard calendar, Dec 8 is Sammy Davis Jr.'s birthday:

1.5 oz Vanilla vodka
Chilled espresso
Shake with ice and serve with a twist of lemon.

Didn't have espresso but some very strong coffee. I'm wired as shit and been drinking coffee and liquor all day but this is fucking delicious.

Edit:

Ta-daa.

 

That entire pack of crazy is going to get fat when it hits 35. That, friends, is what we call "skinny-fat."

In other news, just because it is bending over and naked doesn't make it a good ass. Some of your contributions have been ridiculous.

(EDIT: the general thread-wide "your." Not "you in particular, fan of questionable raver chicks.")

Don't blame me for being honest, I'm 2 manhattans in! Tra la la!

 

Teddy Roosevelt said something about critics being nothing but a bunch of whiny bitches and how they should just step into the ring. Post 'em, if you got 'em.

Funniest thing that has happened to me in a couple days. Slightly paraphrased.

Dude is hammered drunk and banging on his girlfriends door.

Gravitas: Sir, what are you doing?
drunk: I'm just getting some of my clothes.
Gravitas: Well, if she isn't going to let you in, you need to leave.
Drunk: No, it's okay she just switched.
Gravitas: What? I have no idea what your talking about.
Drunk: She's gone gay. She's a lesbianer.

 

I got my first spray tan a few weeks ago when I died my hair from blonde to dark brown and decided that my new hair made me look too pale. I went at Fabutan and the total cost was around $30. I'd recommend going right before your trip as the 'tan' only lasts a week. If you want to maximize your spray tan experience, make sure to exfoliate so that your skin is super moisturized.

 

In relation to the cum dripping pic above;

You know when a girl licks the top of your dick when you have some pre-come there, and she pulls away, and a long stringy link of pre come going to her mouth like melting cheese from a pizza?

Isn't that the best to look at?

 

... It's not often that I miss Raves.

 

Little bit of this.. little bit of that and some bullshit & shit.

 

Tits N Dicks

 

Cunt that in the shit pussy.