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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Dear Sir,

    What in the fuck is a tweaker?

    Sincerely,

    The rest of the English-speaking world
     
    #981 ghettoastronaut, Dec 9, 2010
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    You'd rather get shanked by the tweaker's daughter when you fight back? There's a reason you don't mess with crazy people.
     
    #982 Frank, Dec 9, 2010
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    I was thinking the same thing.

    And ghetto I always thought a tweaker was a druggie.
     
    #983 shegirl, Dec 9, 2010
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    Yea, but then you wouldn't be able to go home to your family for Christmas and between singing carols by the fire say that over the weekend you got into a fight to the death with a tweaker and woulda' won too if you hadna' been shanked by his dirty little daughter in the middle of it.

    I think tweaker refers specifically to a crystal methamphetamine user.
     
    #984 Nitwit, Dec 9, 2010
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    Really? Maybe I thought this was a common word because I live in Vegas and we have more meth than water here, but a tweaker is somebody who uses methamphetamines (otherwise known as tweak). Tweakers are the guys who spend nine hours taking apart a dvd player and putting it back together because it distracts them from their blood itching.
     
    #985 JeffPrevails, Dec 9, 2010
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    Yeah I'm a little uncomfortable right now. At least there's that one prude in the black vest on the right. I say we move on before pedobear shows up.
     
    #986 JoeCanada, Dec 9, 2010
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    Am I the only person that sees these pictures and thinks it looks like half of her brain just shut off, seconds before taking it? She's got that slack-jawed "I got a lobotomy but didn't realize it until now" face. I'm not sure how these people walk around thinking that's acceptable.
     
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    Dear God, I just realized something. We've found Fox Mulder's abducted sister. The bright lights, the perfect-bodied women, the strange make-up... this explains everything.

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    #988 RCGT, Dec 9, 2010
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    Fair enough. I thought tweaker was slang for a particular person of a given socioeconomic status, or god forbid, gypsies.
     
    #989 ghettoastronaut, Dec 9, 2010
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    I did my boss a favor and picked up a cooking shift. I knew I'd come to regret it, as no good deed goes unpunished. I worked last night (bartending) and my boss says:

    "Hey, you did a good job Monday night, you want the Monday-Tuesday cooking shifts?"

    And like the sap that I am, I'm going to do it.
     
    #990 The Village Idiot, Dec 9, 2010
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    Based on the background in the first picture, I think she was attending EDC (Electric Daisy Carnival), which is a big rave that takes place every year in LA with about 180K in attendance.

    Personally, I fucking the rave scene - "candy" kids like her piss me off. That, and trance sucks.
     
    #991 ex Animo, Dec 9, 2010
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    A tweaker isn't just any druggie, it's a specific type of druggie. Its anyone who is using something like meth or coke. They are skinny, twitchy, sketchy people. A person who uses heroin isn't a tweaker, they just suck at life.

    Btw one of the things that I learned to hate about Europe was the gypsies. I hate those people like Cartman hates the Jews.
     
    #992 toddamus, Dec 9, 2010
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    Enough boobs for three drunk threads:

    [​IMG]
     
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    The pictures are from the Republic of Kazantip, month long rave that is held every year. Those pictures are from last years event and are buried somewhere in the millions of photos that are on the website, she just happened to become internet famous out of the hundreds of other skimpy clothed women that go there.
     
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    I'd fuck candy girl's friend on the far left, cute little chica.
    In other news, my buddy finally broke it off with his girlfriend, my textbooks are all sold back, time to spend that money on whores and booze!
     
    #995 PewPewPow, Dec 9, 2010
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    She's no woman Primer. She's a child. And as I said before, parental fail.
     
    #996 shegirl, Dec 9, 2010
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    How old do you think she is?
     
    #997 Nitwit, Dec 9, 2010
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    Pretty sure that was just the massive amounts of drugs she's been on.
     
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    Barely legal, if that. The one on the far left is wearing the same thing a friend of mine does, when she strips its one of her outfits.
     
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    I may be slightly hammered. Drunk texting failure-what am I, twelves? Only one thing for it-more of the booze the. I think my screews are loosed.
     
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