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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nitwit

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    I swear.

    The older I get the harder it is to tell.
    I remember there was a pizza girl coming to the house a couple of years ago and I could of sworn she was in high school. Turns out she was 22.

    Over there in Europe they get started earlier. I was there when I was nineteen and almost hooked up with some Ambassadors daughter until I found out she was only fourteen. Really, she was very mature. Freaky.
     
    #1001 Nitwit, Dec 9, 2010
  2. konatown

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    This was a letter laid at the John Lennon mosaic yesterday:

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    What a hilariously dumb dolt of a Beatles fan.
     
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    Now, it could be just because I'm off my gord right now due to an interesting timing of properly applied elements, but that struck me as chock full of warm and innocence, despite a lack of understanding the band's history well. It's just music, and Lennon's dead, just let it be, let it be.


    Heere comes the oddly-suggested stuff, so, ignore this unless you like reading shitty rambling of, well, this guy.
    hope and sunken in the west.
    East leaves me, only the women and him remain with it.
    In limbo with a grumbling bear, waiting for papers.
    Here I sit, incapable of packing, resistant to snoozing, admiring the texture of the veneer on this here ikea board. The ox stirs, and I should too, to sleep.. Things left undone will be attended to by the crows.
     
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  4. Primer

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    How many Russians do you know? You realize they look about twenty until they hit forty-five and then boom, they're old.

    The event is for people over the legal age of whatever country that it is in, I think 18 (mind you, that doesn't mean underage people can't get in).

    This is why I grew up and became about six inches taller than the average North American. Nobody fucks with a guy my size unless they're bigger than me.
     
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    They're old enough for Ukraine. Or Russia.
     
    #1005 Crazy Wolf, Dec 9, 2010
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    I actually insure many and yes I agree with you that that is the case. But, all of them? The outfits are and would be bad enough if they were older. Looking at them, dressed like that makes me feel like a perv.

    I don't care where they are from, it's wrong in my book.
     
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  7. Primer

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    Okay, Nancy Drew.

    In the meantime, I'll be over at my local rave chapter, masturbating up a storm to some crazy dubstep-whatever-you-call-it.
     
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    Just finished my last undergrad final ever, so I stopped by costco on the way home for some cheap sierra nevada to celebrate... I think I may have a problem.
     
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  9. shegirl

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    Why the smart? I'm not allowed to have an opinion. Right. I forgot.

    Moving on, I was at Walmart earlier (giftcard zip it). They were blasting Alvin and The Chimmunks singing Christmas carols. I imagine that to be what happens in hell. Between the cart cutteroffers and the ones that stop right in front of you while their pudgy kid stands next to the cart blocking the entire isle, I was ready to beat someone with a box of garbage bags.
     
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  10. Primer

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    I lash out because I care.
     
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    Adults can make their own decisions. (This is a viewpoint that seems to have become more and more unpopular over the years.)
     
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  12. Samr

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    Especially when it comes to which pictures of boobs and female asses they do and don't like.

    Someone should post more pictures and let us adults decide.

    (Emphasis on pictures of female asses, those are awesome.)
     
    #1012 Samr, Dec 9, 2010
  13. Crown Royal

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    Alright, let's do this:

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    Far Left- Can have any man she wants, if it wasn't for that pesky penis in her drawers.
    Middle Left- Hopes she can make it in L.A. so she can "work on her actressing". See you in porn, kid.
    Middle- Hates her dad, and will hammer the point home tonight when she allows her step-daddy to plow her MDMA drenched slut-bod. Again.
    Far Right- Is unaware that the reason she is so fondly cherished by her friends is that she makes them look more attractive in public with her wretchedness.

    And Shegirl, I don't think they play Alvin and the Chipmunks in hell as long as the Kings Of Leon have something to say about it. I'd rather listen to static than that shit.
     
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    Is it just me or does she resemble Faye Reagan?
     
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    Bite your funking tongue. Faye Reagan/Valentine is hot, that chick slightly looks like her but also looks like a used-up coke whore that likes getting fucked against dumpsters.
     
    #1015 Crown Royal, Dec 9, 2010
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    What's wrong with coke whores?
     
    #1016 RCGT, Dec 9, 2010
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    You be the judge.
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    If the below is real I think I am about to ruin your day.

    Not safe for work or life.

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    #1018 Gravitas, Dec 9, 2010
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    ARE THOSE WARTS I SEE IN THERE???
     
    #1019 shegirl, Dec 9, 2010
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    It's spliced to look like faye reagan's vagina. Cleverly done though.
     
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