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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Gravitas

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    I assume so yes.

    But in the name of science I decided to do a google image search to confirm, because I have never seen vaginal warts in person.

    I wish I could report back definitive results but I was too busy gagging to get a good look. I should have at least specified whether I was searching for male or female genitalia. I had 10 fucked up dicks just staring at me awkwardly before I could close the window.

    But thanks for the truth Supertramp.
     
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    No actually she's the new lifelike real doll speed bump vagina from Fleshlight. I will continue to tell myself that until I beleive it too.
     
    #1022 Veovis, Dec 9, 2010
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    I wish I had a back button so I could unsee that and pretend I never did. Good God that's gross.
     
    #1023 shegirl, Dec 9, 2010
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    What the fuck man, its dinner time for Christ sake.
     
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    Just Photoshop it so they look like skittles and you can still spank to it. Taste that fucking rainbow.
     
    #1025 Veovis, Dec 9, 2010
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    It's usually me who gets to say "God, you look like you need a drink" but tonight more customers said that to me than I care to think about.
    Though, they did buy me enough rum to keep me happy so it's all good.

    Nothing like getting drunk on the job, especially when someone else is paying

    Edit: God damn, only when I get home and have took my sleeping tablets do I get a call begging me to come out again...
    Fuck it.. If I pass out dribbling, at least I would save some money right?
     
    #1026 lyle, Dec 9, 2010
  7. Crown Royal

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    Try Elephantitis next time. Pleasant stuff to say the least. I downloaded a picture for my buddy's birthday card and printed in olde english text:

    YOU HAVE A LOT OF BALLS HAVING ANOTHER BIRTHDAY.

    Now enough with the gross shit, you're just tempting Allord to REALLY scar us for life. His last photo tyraid a few months back made me want to go drown puppies to block the memory. Brrrrrrr........
     
    #1027 Crown Royal, Dec 9, 2010
  8. Diablo

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    Hey everyone!!! Just thought I'd toss this out there, I selected my next flight platform today and I'll soon be flying Helicopters here in Florida. I am officially the newest Marine Corps Helicopter Aviator!! Looks like I have to change my avatar...
     
    #1028 Diablo, Dec 9, 2010
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    Vaginal warts. I think that gave me a reverse boner for the rest of the night, so here's one that doesn't suck:

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    Uploaded with ImageShack.us
     
    #1029 Noahh, Dec 9, 2010
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    Lets get back on track and enough with the gross speak.

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    #1030 shegirl, Dec 9, 2010
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    Whatever. I'm going to watch the Simpsons and eat cheetos tonight. We're all champions.
     
    #1031 Supertramp, Dec 9, 2010
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    Anyone else turn into a total klepto when drunk? I'm assuming many of you.

    For me, there is no fucking way in hell I'd ever steal anything, except when I reach that perfect combination of sober-enough-to-have-a-good-idea and drunk-enough-to-pull-it-off.

    I'm currently drinking a Sam Adams from a nice glass I stole after our wedding. Not for sentimental purposes. For beer drinking purposes.
     
    #1032 Samr, Dec 9, 2010
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    Congrats. Helicopters are cool. The ultimate power tool. There's a Blackhawk base here and they fly in formation sometimes. I really like it when those Chinooks fly over low.

     
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    the cafeteria first year university provided all the plates for my house, the bars all the glasses.

    Anything that isn't bolted down was good to go, until i got banned for breaking one at the bouncers feet on my way out. whoooops

    ...like a present
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    I swung by the liquor store on the way home today. Look what I found!
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    #1035 abneretta, Dec 9, 2010
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    What'd you rather, part 3

    Watch The English Patient while getting getting your ass played with by an English major with anal beads OR have sex with Katy Perry but have to listen to her music on an implanted headphone for 30days straight, 24/7.
     
    #1036 Supertramp, Dec 9, 2010
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    To help atone for my previous sin.

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    I choose option three: having to reach barehanded into a salt water tank filled with razor wire to fish out an Electric eel. No sex is worth listening to that "music" (no matter how gravity-defying her tits are), and I'm not into getting any salad spelunked in the first place.
     
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    Anyone else miss the thong craze? Seeing that thong creep up when a girl bent over or crouched down always made my work day that much better.
     
    #1039 GTE, Dec 9, 2010
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    Watching Arrested Development on Netflix, show is fucking amazing, can't believe I haven't watched it before.

    I feel like a sack of shit for not working out for the last few days, I need an exercise bike ASAP.
     
    #1040 Frank, Dec 9, 2010
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