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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Racer-X

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    The Community Christmas special was good.

    "Music and cookies and liquor and trees,
    that's what Christmas is for"
     
    #1041 Racer-X, Dec 9, 2010
  2. taste_my_rainbow

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    I just made four of the most awesome roasted marshmallows ever. Over a stove burner.
     
    #1042 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 9, 2010
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    I am one unobservant mother fucker. A couple days ago I noticed that my neighbor's entryway light was on but the rest of the house was dark. It's been that way ever since. I also happened to notice that their driveway has about a foot of snow in it but no tracks going in or out. I must watch too many horror movies because my only thought was that they're all lying inside dead on the floor in some cult suicide ritual fashion. I called the cops to let them know of my theories and about a half hour later they came to inform me that another neighbor said they went to India for the winter. Been gone over a month. That's so boring. I was kinda hoping for cult suicide or some deformed murderer lurking in the darkness of the home waiting for his chance to wipe out the neighborhood when we least suspect it. Eh, maybe next year.

    Right now it's bud lights and boy scout caramel corn.

    Where's Dcc with the art porn? I want to jerk off but also feel like a classy gentleman while I do it... until I wipe splooge off my chest with one of the dead hooker hand souvenirs I keep in my freezer.

    Until then, this is odd...
     

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    Going to Gatlinburg, TN with the 'rents this Christmas, their call.

    "What's up in Gatlinburg?" - You might ask.

    A few roads and Dolly Parton.



    Branson is suddenly looking so much better......
     
    #1044 scotchcrotch, Dec 9, 2010
  5. taste_my_rainbow

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    Technically, Dolly is in Pigeon Forge. Check out Cherokee Grill though... very yummy.
     
    #1045 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 9, 2010
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    Still diggin' this dude. Here's one for you Blue. It kicks ass. "Junior had to sell his free JohnBoat just to help raise the kid." Get well soon.

     

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  7. scotchcrotch

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    Dolly Parton has the largest tits in the world, yet I'm not attracted to her.

    Something does not compute.
     
    #1047 scotchcrotch, Dec 9, 2010
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    Let me recap the last 10 seconds of my life for you guys:

    I was sort of daydreaming while staring blankly at the football game on TV. Suddenly, and out of nowhere, I came up with what I feel is a great idea. I then took a seemingly innocuous drink of beer, and it was good. I then stand up to execute my brilliant idea. But wait, what was it? It's right there at the tip of my tongue, but in idea/brain form. Maybe if I just stand here and stare at the wall for a couple seconds it'll come back to me.... wait for it..... wait for it.... aaaaaaaaand nothing. Sit down, slug the rest of my beer, type this out.

    Sadly, this happens to me at least a half dozen times a day.
     
    #1048 MooseKnuckle, Dec 9, 2010
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    Just look down and read your signature. Then wash, rinse and repeat. It'll come to you soon.
     
    #1049 Nitwit, Dec 9, 2010
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    Oh yeah, because she looks like Jonbonet Ramsey's corpse aged several decades.
     
    #1050 scotchcrotch, Dec 9, 2010
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    Maybe I'll just stick to talking about dismembered whores. That was probably my brilliant idea anyway.
     
    #1051 MooseKnuckle, Dec 9, 2010
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    I want a reverse scene of Billy Bob in Bad Santa when she screamed, "Fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa!"



    Or yea, I'd probably settle for dressing up like Santa and having her scream it to me.
     

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    I actually took a spring break trip to Gatlinburg. We had 25-30 people in a huge cabin. It had a bunch of arcade games and a jacuzzi. We got fucking hammered the whole time and had a blast. There really are some beautiful areas too see amongst the Appalachian Mountains. It deservedly gets a bad rep because of the hillbilly tourist trap strip malls and lack of decent bar spots.
     
    #1053 Kubla Kahn, Dec 9, 2010
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    See what happens when I go to work? You fuckers start posting lesbian genital warts kiddie porn. Jesus, haven't I set a proper example in these last 80 pages? LEARN FROM ME, for Christ's sake.

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    *Hint: The middle one is the best one. Possibly the best I've posted thus far.
     
    #1054 Dcc001, Dec 9, 2010
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    I know this is random, but I just saw some pictures of the chick Brett Favre was texting his kawk to, and I gotta be honest... Other than the butterface, I'd send pics of my rooster to her too. Great titties.
     

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    I can post pics of genital warts on the labia if you want... Have a nice selection from my Medical Microbiology class. Saw a really great picture of a C. albicans infection through a speculum today. Will be burned to my retinas for at least a month.
     
    #1056 $100T2, Dec 9, 2010
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    No no dude don't do that you'll fuck up the page. I just want Dcc to turn that chick in the front around, that's all.

    More music here.

     
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    I'm gonna whip out the motherfucking syphilis and elephantiasis pics! Yeeeeeeehaw!
     
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    You are your avatar.
     
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    I'm the most awesome puppy on the planet? Sweet!

    By the way, for those who have been following the Pet Thread, Tonka the Mastiff-Lab is 47 fucking pounds at 16 weeks old.

    He also knows "Sit", "Down", "Shake Paw", "Fetch" and "Give".

    He's bad-ass. We're predicting 150+ pounds.
     
    #1060 $100T2, Dec 9, 2010
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