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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. MooseKnuckle

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    It would be, but the framing is all wrong. On the one hand, she is biting the pillow, which could indicate discomfort/pain or at least the preparation for discomfort/pain. That's hot as shit. But since we can clearly see that she isn't having a bowling pin forcibly shoved into her (fat end first, of course) by homeless Mexicans, it looses any sexiness that might have existed.

    Right fellas? RIGHT??
     
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    Look at her other hand. I thought you perverts liked photos of chicks getting themselves off.
     
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    I wish I had a Christmas pterodactyl.
     
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    She has another hand? I figured this was tattoo amputee porn.
     
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    A picture of a chick masturbating with no tits or vagina in it. Boner city here I come!

    She could be holding her belly because she had to take a monster dump for all I know. Too much imagination required.
     
    #1065 MooseKnuckle, Dec 9, 2010
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    Look at these fucking hotties! They are AMAZING!



     

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    Of course I can't be serious, it's a drunk thread.
     
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    Here's more straight forward female masturbation pictures. At least they're graphic I guess...



    Also, I stumbled across this. Who would go through that much work just to put something into something else?
     

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    Just because.

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    Cannot wait for the first message board Fatwah to be issued. You can't buy publicity like that.
     
    #1071 CharlesJohnson, Dec 9, 2010
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    Does fisting actually turn anybody on, or is it one of those "gawk at the car accident" kinds of morbid curiosity? I mean, if she can fit a fist into her vag or up her ass, odds are her grip isn't that tight.
     
    #1072 Dcc001, Dec 9, 2010
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    Come on, I expect this shit from RCGT because that's all he has to look at, but not you guys.
     
    #1073 DrFrylock, Dec 10, 2010
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    Well if that's what we're going for, we might as well step it up a notch:

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    Charles Mansons epic question:





    Charles Mansons epic answer:

     
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    I can only speak for myself, but no. Absolutely not.

    I don't even like to look at it in a car accident kind of way. It sort of weirds me out.

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    On another note I can't decide if Modern Family is funny or if Sofia Vergera's is so attractive that I would just watch her go grocery shopping.
     
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    Its funny for being a network sitcom. The constant Asian jokes get chuckles from time to time.
     
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    If you were writing a song, here's something you might want to know:

    "Im gonna eat some ginger bread" and "I wanna watch you masturbate" have the same syllables / meter.
     
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    It's eleven o'clock and I'm so wasted I can no longer type effectively. Therefore, I'm no longer gonna'. Just leave you with this.

     
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    Although I'm sure it turns on some people, I think it's usually just another "holy fuck look at this shit!" thing. It's internet porn. 98% of it exists in the extreme.

    The classiest I could find:
     

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