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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Im not a fan of fisting . But I am vary auditory when it comes to being turned on. Sometimes the girls make some pretty hot moans and noises that can only be made when large cumbersome objects are inserted into their pussy holes. But as a whole I dont think it's very erotic. On a similar note it is the same reason I dont really dig lesbo porn. No matter what, even if they use strap ons, they don't seem to get as into it with the moaning and cooing as they do when a guy is pounding away at them.
     
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  2. JGold

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    Poopnuggets.
     
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    Not normally interested in this sort of thing, but check this:
    http://www.slutload.com/watch/LJQwxuizv9/Twins-Cali-Cherish-fuck-machines.html#
     
    #1083 iczorro, Dec 10, 2010
  4. Subito

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  5. JGold

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    If you think there's a show on air better than The League, you're a cunt-tard.
     
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  6. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    People of the idiot board! I bring to you a revelation from the angel Gabriel himself! He came to me in a drunk/high haze and said to me "SPEAK! YOU NEED NOT CHOOSE BETWEEN TITS AND ASS."

    behold.

    [​IMG]
     
    #1086 dubyu tee eff, Dec 10, 2010
  7. JGold

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    Hoop earrings. Deal breaker.
     
    #1087 JGold, Dec 10, 2010
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    You have been trying to convince us for a while that black chicks are hot, yet, you have posted no hot black chicks. You're not helping the women of my half-race look good, friend:

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    And a Spanish girl to even things out:

    [​IMG]

    Back to studying.
     
    #1088 ex Animo, Dec 10, 2010
  9. lyle

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    Tonight was messy... it turns out going out after taking sleeping tablets is not the greatest of ideas.. Very cheap night though.
    Still, I enjoyed myself immensely and put in the ground work with a girl whom I like a god damn lot so its all good..

    Here is to tomorrow's hangover
     
    #1089 lyle, Dec 10, 2010
  10. Samr

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    I heard pimptress is into that.
     
    #1090 Samr, Dec 10, 2010
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    Tis the season to be invited along to Christmas drinking gatherings. Went out with half a local police department last night where two of my buddies are cops. It was a 50/50 split between guys who could take a joke and some ball busting and guys who are to use to the uniform and take themselves a little too seriously.

    Motherfuckers mostly can't drink worth a damn either. Hemming and hawing about doing a round of shots and more Michelob Ultra than I thought existed. Good group of guys though and now I have enough business cards to get me out of random traffic violations for the next few years.

    Also lady cops have a little extra sparkle about them. Cuff me baby!
     
    #1091 Guy Fawkes, Dec 10, 2010
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    hoop earrings or the model?

    I think I'm with MooseKnuckle and the dead frozen hooker we put in his freezer last year. Aaah, memories.
     
    #1092 PIMPTRESS, Dec 10, 2010
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    This is a good song, I lost the link to the godawful one and it's not worth finding....
     
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  14. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    ...You're kidding....right? The things I wish to do to Rosa Acosta are illegal in some states.

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    This isn't hot? Really? Please do enlighten us on how she doesn't meet your lofty standards.
     
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    Sad but... nah, actually just sad.

    10 days till I'm back in the US.
     
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    Turns out, that if there's snow on the bumper of my car, it gets sucked in by the air intake and then blown all over the interior of my car. Pretty neat, huh?
     
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    A friend of mine demonstrated what the gay question game could have been.
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    Instead I mostly just get flooded with how much person A doesn't know person B very well, but they seem really nice.

    Thank god it's Friday, I have a 12 pack sampler of Boulevard waiting for me in the fridge. I need a little variety in my life.
     
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    Sitting in my home office, drinking baileys coffee and watching two squirrels going apeshit on each other in my yard. This is a lot more entertaining than you'd think.

    Best part about studying for my lsat here? I get to go skeet shooting for my study break.
     
    #1098 Samr, Dec 10, 2010
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    Problem: hangover

    Solution: shrimp and pork dumplings
     
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    Lucky bastard.

    I just got home from my last visit to the office. Telling my boss "I quit" and seeing his reaction was one of the most satisfying things I've done in awhile. One of many lessons I learned from this: Before you accept the job, you'd damn better know what you're getting yourself into.

    Time to move forward. This was playing on the radio right before I walked in... it's rather fitting.



    I don't plan on being sober for the next 24 hours.
     
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